Just suck a cock.
Guaranteed productivity boost, and company loyalty would skyrocket.
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Or tits, heck even a pussy. Or i dunno... A fucking lolipop (-_-)
Cigarette companies losing profits?
Let people have a relatively less problematic stress relief than cancer risk increasing smoke, right?
Tho, not sure about micro plastic content n all.
I still hope every cigarette company and the CEOs die. Preferably by lung cancer.
I think doing it a lot can damage your teeth as well. But yeah, better than smoking. Not sure it satisfies nicotine addiction tho...
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Eh, I honestly wouldnt care if I saw this in public. As long as something someone does isn't a pain to others, non of my business.
I would assume they're rolling or really like to rave.
why anyone would smoke cigarettes when weed exists is beyond me but ok.
why anyone would smoke is beyond me but ok.
oral fixation. it's a substitute for all the genitalia we'd like to be sucking on instead but can't, paradoxically because we are sucking on pacifiers to ease that pain.
Different receptors. Also, cigarettes are way more addictive.
Edit: Did I get pushback for stating that cigarettes are highly addictive?
Weed turns me into a lazy paranoid dumbass. Sometimes I just want to smoke something and not feel like that.
cigarettes are horrible though, have you tried that hot new trend of using pacifiers?
im using nicotine pacifiers rn, thanks for the suggestion!
Can't say I agree. I haven't smoked regularly now for almost a year, but occasionally just buy a single if I've had a beer and have a craving. That's the nice thing about Latin America, you can buy single cigarettes. I smoke one, feel guilty, and then don't think about them for a month or so.
friend of mine got hooked exactly like this, on and off.
why anyone would take drugs for stress relief when sports exist is beyond me but ok.
why anyone would use sports for stress relief when art exists is beyond me but ok.
why anyone would use art for stress relief when bottling up your feelings and disassociating exists is beyond me but ok.
Why would anyone bother bottling up their feelings when refusing to acknowledge the existence of feelings exists is beyond me, but ok.
Why anyone would use art for stress relief when heroin exists is beyond me, but ok.
There's a tiny chance you may be one of those people that can stay productive on heroin and create great art while on it, so everyone should try it at least once. /S
I'm not sure why you put the /s. Heroin is on my bucket list. If I get cancer and I'm gonna die anyway. Fuck chemo. Gimme some fun drugs and let me ride it till I break.
Because cigarettes are addictive? People start in a weak moment and fail to stop. It's not a rational decision.
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Weird to see a minor rave culture fad return after all this time.
For those that might not know: Pacifiers were/are used by people that are rolling/ high on mdma/ecstacy. The drug and/or whatever other drugs the pulls are cut with can cause jaw clenching and teeth grinding.
Spit out the binky, you're under arrest!
I prefer sucking on tits
I'm not picky, most any body part will be fine for my oral fixation. Tits certainly a favorite tho
Or you could just chew gum, that's always an option
Both are plastics. No difference.
There is a difference, one is socially acceptable
Sadly. Both cause damage.
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Want to downvote for censor the word fucking at the same time laughed.
It's censored because censoring it is an automatic 4 comments of free engagement to boost you in the algorithms of various platforms.
Downvote it and then upvote the uncensored one in the comments.
These used to help my teeth survive raves back in the day.
Amphetamine lockjaw? Lol, it's a bitch.
Pish just suck off you SO like an adult!
Recession indicator
I'm getting really tired of this kind of doomerism. Look, just because a tariff-loving, bigoted republican president is inflating securities markets wildly beyond their historical maximum book values by orders of magnitude in the context of sharply rising unemployment and homelessness, doesn't mean we're revisiting 1930s economic conditions. So I don't want to hear anymore about removed-environmental-protections this, and exponentially-increasing-environmental-disasters that. Just nut up, ignore the once-in-a generation, escalating geopolitical tensions, and go persecute some minorities just like Jesus Washington said to do in the Bible Constitution.
-Newsmax probably
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