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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (8 children)

One of the reasons it is important to find a decently paying part-time job: so you can have enough time for these things.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Oh no they don't! If they want to force me to work with guns, I'm fine with that.

They will have a few grunts less.

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[–] lauha@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Now you get the appeal of minimalism. If cleaning is taking too much time, then reduce the amount of things you have to clean.

[–] tristynalxander@mander.xyz 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Wanting less, buying less, and spending less are the open secrets to success.

Then invest most your income, and you have a lot of time and money (relatively).

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[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They can be the same thing. COMPETITIVE HOUSEKEEPING YEEHAAAW!!!!

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The only one I do is EXTREME IRONING!!!

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

DomestiCORE 6000!!

[–] plyth@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

Start working on a cruise ship where you don't need a house.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

Having a mid physique means all the textures were made for you and don't warp in weird ways.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As you age, the amount of effort increases. At least, it seems to.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The amount of effort it takes me not to eat everything and destroy my mid physique

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

When your “cheat day” results in a near 10-lb swing! “WTF!? I had 1 donut!”

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 days ago

Status as parent confirmed. 🫩

[–] inari@piefed.zip 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Undaunted@feddit.org 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If there'd be a roboter able to clean the whole bathroom, I'd buy it right away. Cleaning the floor is actually the quickest of my cleaning tasks.

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[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That would be nice if the house I live in didn't have all these steps.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Just make sure it has a proper roller mop and not one of those dirty rag draggers.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Mine has a rag dragger, I wasn’t aware they had roller style, I’ll have to look into it. I just bought a couple extra mop pads and put a fresh one on every day or two and it does well enough but I’m sure a roller would perform much better.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’ve been extremely happy with the cleaning performance of my ecovacs but I will say it’s not the smartest firmware and gets in more fights with my floor mats than I would like.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Life was a lot easier, before we made it so easy.

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