this post was submitted on 25 May 2026
252 points (97.7% liked)

196

6497 readers
1883 users here now

Community Rules

You must post before you leave

Be nice. Assume others have good intent (within reason).

Block or ignore posts, comments, and users that irritate you in some way rather than engaging. Report if they are actually breaking community rules.

Use content warnings and/or mark as NSFW when appropriate. Most posts with content warnings likely need to be marked NSFW.

Most 196 posts are memes, shitposts, cute images, or even just recent things that happened, etc. There is no real theme, but try to avoid posts that are very inflammatory, offensive, very low quality, or very "off topic".

Bigotry is not allowed, this includes (but is not limited to): Homophobia, Transphobia, Racism, Sexism, Abelism, Classism, or discrimination based on things like Ethnicity, Nationality, Language, or Religion.

Avoid shilling for corporations, posting advertisements, or promoting exploitation of workers.

Proselytization, support, or defense of authoritarianism is not welcome. This includes but is not limited to: imperialism, nationalism, genocide denial, ethnic or racial supremacy, fascism, Nazism, Marxism-Leninism, Maoism, etc.

Avoid AI generated content.

Avoid misinformation.

Avoid incomprehensible posts.

No threats or personal attacks.

No spam.

Moderator Guidelines

Moderator Guidelines

  • Don’t be mean to users. Be gentle or neutral.
  • Most moderator actions which have a modlog message should include your username.
  • When in doubt about whether or not a user is problematic, send them a DM.
  • Don’t waste time debating/arguing with problematic users.
  • Assume the best, but don’t tolerate sealioning/just asking questions/concern trolling.
  • Ask another mod to take over cases you struggle with, if you get tired, or when things get personal.
  • Ask the other mods for advice when things get complicated.
  • Share everything you do in the mod matrix, both so several mods aren't unknowingly handling the same issues, but also so you can receive feedback on what you intend to do.
  • Don't rush mod actions. If a case doesn't need to be handled right away, consider taking a short break before getting to it. This is to say, cool down and make room for feedback.
  • Don’t perform too much moderation in the comments, except if you want a verdict to be public or to ask people to dial a convo down/stop. Single comment warnings are okay.
  • Send users concise DMs about verdicts about them, such as bans etc, except in cases where it is clear we don’t want them at all, such as obvious transphobes. No need to notify someone they haven’t been banned of course.
  • Explain to a user why their behavior is problematic and how it is distressing others rather than engage with whatever they are saying. Ask them to avoid this in the future and send them packing if they do not comply.
  • First warn users, then temp ban them, then finally perma ban them when they break the rules or act inappropriately. Skip steps if necessary.
  • Use neutral statements like “this statement can be considered transphobic” rather than “you are being transphobic”.
  • No large decisions or actions without community input (polls or meta posts f.ex.).
  • Large internal decisions (such as ousting a mod) might require a vote, needing more than 50% of the votes to pass. Also consider asking the community for feedback.
  • Remember you are a voluntary moderator. You don’t get paid. Take a break when you need one. Perhaps ask another moderator to step in if necessary.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 20 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 141 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Aww, they ruined the punchline!

The bartender says, "y'all need to know your limits" and pours two beers.

[–] Filetternavn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 month ago

This is a much better punchline!

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago

They were there for beer, not punch.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I like the the UK themed punchline I heard first better.

"You're all gits" and pours the pints.

Or some other UK insult.

Really did a lot of worldbuilding in that one word for the joke.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago

this ones fun. thank u.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

He then pours a slow-ass infinity of mathematicians onto the floors.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one asks for a beer, the second two beers and so on. They tip the bartender 1/12th of a beer and leave without paying.

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well, if you put - 0,5x + 1 into lim --> ∞ = 2

So hes right

[–] Filetternavn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It would be lim~n→∞~Σ^n^~k=0~(½^k^) = 2, actually.

EDIT: More clear image of the equation provided below.

Alternative form of the same series:

In fact, it can be proven that the following is true for any value n:

Thus:

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

PS: using i as a loop parameter in math makes me uncomfortable

[–] Filetternavn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Oh, I can fix this rq. Just have to generate some new images. "i" is pretty standard for series notation, so that's why I used it. I could switch to "k" though I guess.

EDIT: Updated images

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice thx.
In my field I suppose complex numbers are so omnipresent noone uses i for variables.
Out of curiosity, what is your field?

[–] Filetternavn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uh, well, I got a Bachelor's of Science in Computer Science in 2024 (just in time for it to be useless), but I'm actually changing careers by going back to college for an Associate's of Applied Science in Diagnostic Medical Sonography. I don't tend to see frequent use of complex numbers, so I hadn't even considered that.

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That makes sense then. My field is physics with a lot of overlap into pure math. I do also have a programming background but not formal, so I supose I'd only ever see the CS people write code not math.

[–] Filetternavn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, fair. As far as programming goes, "i" is often used as an index parameter for loops, which is probably why it feels so natural to me to use it, reinforced with the fact that it was frequently used for series notation in my math classes. I took all the way through multivariable calculus and differential equations, but none of my coursework was heavy on complex numbers.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

Well yeah, that's the joke...

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But the order would never actually get to two pints.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just wait an infinite number of half seconds.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

But the time to pour out each drink also halves every time, so the bartender never actually finishes serving.

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

But he already poured the first beer before he could notice the pattern. And even still, he probably wouldn't notice until the third beer