this post was submitted on 25 May 2026
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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But that's the moon, not the earth, if you look closely

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, yeah. This side of it.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Oh, you're saying that earth is the pump? Not, that's the son and that's what eclipses are for

[–] MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

That’s just the sprue mark left from the mold.

This is the removable plug

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

For some reason i was expecting another type of plug,

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bullshit, the moon is 100% Schrader valve.

[–] Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Underrated comment.

For fun -- no wat its totally a presta!

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 1 points 1 month ago

I heard a rumor they upgraded to that click valve stuff.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Actually, that is the bellybutton. The Moon is a mammal

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, and bellies aren't flat. I know, because me.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are flat earthers not flat mooners

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Several are hologram mooners. Some are mirror mooners.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

mirror mooners

Is that when you show your bare ass to yourself in a mirror? 🤔

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

don't basketballs start out flat though...

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hollow Basketball Theory

[–] bright@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Hmm, yes, but also no

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 month ago

"You fools! When I said 'blow up the Moon' that is not what I meant!"