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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Toribor@corndog.social 4 points 1 day ago

My body has the same data quality problems as a datacenter:

Garbage in, garbage out.

[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But what if I can’t quite drink 10 million litres a day?

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's ok, because you also can't run with several million GHz of processing power

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes I can. Ask me anything, and I'll answer, no matter how wrong I am.

[–] msfroh@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Dont worry, it'll all be solved should you change the apps theme from light to dark mode. As you'll save battery.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 2 days ago

No data here.

Head empty.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

But don't drink so much that you cause a 50-mile-radius drought.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 4 points 2 days ago

An AI data center and myself are similar in that there’s no intelligence inside.

[–] d_o_o_m_g_u_y@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Finished, Next Step…

[–] BossDj@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is she calling me a waste of space that nobody wants around? That makes my environment uncomfortable, gets bigger every day? Generates a bunch of untrustworthy information that is mostly porn? I don't pay my taxes and survive on unearned privilege?

Damn...