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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 hour ago

Conan the Librarian!

[–] PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 3 points 45 minutes ago

It's all fun and conquering till she starts saying the stars are better for her then you.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Me manifesting my himbo energy.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 10 points 2 hours ago

My wife always tells me they say I’m patronizing and arrogant but that I’ll also have a great love life.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 39 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

As long as they think it's just some silly fun and don't actually start making decisions based on that shit

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Nancy Reagan was using astrology for things as small as determining when Air Force 1 was allowed to land, and everything worked out fine for America...... right?

[–] greenbit@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 hour ago

Iran attack was timed as well, and the generals have speeches of apocalyptic holy wars. The top of the pyramid scheme is fully in the esoteric and mystic

[–] greenbit@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's interesting to follow because the billionaires do make decisions based on them, thus affecting us all

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Oh no, there's probably stock traders that sell, because Jupiter's about to do a loop, and then there's other stock traders that know those stock traders will sell, so they'll try to sell before.

Even if none of them actually believed into astrology, they would still sell, because they assume others will sell.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 hours ago

and the invisible hand guides the market ever closer to perfect efficiency

[–] BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 37 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Will I crush my enemies? See them driven before me? Hear the lamentations of their women?

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 hour ago

Krom says "Signs point to yes"

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago

They say you should have put less hot sauce on your taco salad last night. Damn.