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[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

So he's an auto pen.

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's one C-suite that doesn't even need to be replaced by AI. Based on what he says, he could probably be replaced by a simple, dumb script.

[–] Reannlegge@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He could be replaced by a very small bash script.

[–] Reannlegge@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bash is more complex than Java.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was riffing on an old joke.

[–] Reannlegge@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I understand that, I was trying to add to the joke it just came out wrong I guess.

I know enough to read the stuff between the if and fi’s but not enough to do much more, I once upon a university semester learnt Java enough to be able to code it.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

I was thinking copperplate.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago

Dear Amazon,

Please close all Distribution and Fulfillment Centres across Canada.

Sincererly,

Me.

P.S. Go fuck yourself.

[–] rozodru@piefed.social 14 points 3 days ago

yeah fuck it you can close them all.

For awhile I used Amazon Lockers because packages would constantly get stolen in my build. There was a locker near by that was great and worked well. just put in your code and you're good to go.

Then Amazon decided "no, we have the opportunity to get everyone on the app when they want to use a locker lets have it where you can only open a locker via the amazon app" problem is the damn thing never works. So they replaced pretty much all the lockers in downtown Toronto with these horrible bluetooth ones simply because it forces people to use the Amazon app.

fuck em. stopped using Amazon after that.