this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 101 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I don't save reaction memes often, but I just did twice because it's important.

[–] trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Better than shitting the post again.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now nobodys gonna get pregnant.. 😞

[–] Una@europe.pub 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, meaning no abortion meaning no food for me 😞

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If he calls again, how eager do you hope he is? There is the odd chance that he was into it.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Poop for me mommy

[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago

Ah, I missed that unhinged hornyshitposting, lemmy isn't the same wigthout it. Hope violet returns too someday.

[–] Rajtinka@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do straight people have anal sex without cleaning out first? Eww.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

It’d be gay to stick something in there before you stick something in there. /s

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 1 month ago

*shits* (complementary)

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So just a little bit of info, doing butt stuff will be messy so throw down an old shower curtain and please just keep it sanitary

[–] farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago

babe where is the anal shower curtain?

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't wash your colon?

[–] Janx@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I read that as apostate...

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

A literal shitpost. You don't see these everyday

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Does no one else know how to take the showerhead and blast it up their starfish until the waters run clear?

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Damn, I'd marry her.

[–] dingleberrylover@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I would call her right while being in her butt.