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this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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Would lick the chocolate off those fingers
Store shoppe needs to be called Yeast Confections or Ken's Sticky Fried Lickin's or Dohhh-face.
The Do Nut Shop
Dough-face would be pretty fire
Oddly enough, I was just looking at buying this shirt before seeing this post:
Awesome Yu yu Hakusho shirt to wear to a con!
Fun fact: the one on the left is (American) sign language for ‘I love you’. It’s a combination of the sign language letters I, L, and Y.
The one on the right is international sign language.
two in the pink, one in the stink
2 in the slit, 1 in the shit.
Not to pedant, but it's international sign, not international sign language.
Fun fact: the one on the right is (international) sign language for 'I love you'.
TIL American sign language requires clean fingers
There is a place near me called punk rock pastries that has probably sold these, or something very very similar.
Genius is never appreciated at first.
But why shock 'er when you can 🖖 'er?
NGL, lower left's ready to giggle the clit like a considerate pro.
edit: meant "tickle", but I'm leaving it.
My favourite doughnut shop has a sticker on her till that is a shocker with two in a pink doughnut (she calls 'the homer') and one in a chocolate dip.
I love her.
Got fired so you made these? Or because you made these?