Nightmare : funny

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 95 points 1 month ago

Ewwwwww someone’s pooping in the aquatic combat arena!

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 77 points 1 month ago

Fake - they weren't fighting

Gay - they were fucking

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago

They chose the venue.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

"Hey, man, I didn't see anything, and I got about 20 minutes left on this shit. Somebody else will probably find this dude and call somebody before I do. Either way, none of my business."

[–] vane@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Time for a huge fart that would scare the animals behind the doors.

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

On the edge of my seat here

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure that this has happened at least once in every single dive bar ever.

[+] Rajtinka@lemmy.world -83 points 1 month ago (7 children)

They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 93 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"the gays" lmao it's like my aunt Betty is still alive

If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not "the gays" lol

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume "the gays" have arrived and they're here to fuck shit up.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

They're a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

oh, you mean that it was the "brown people" then?? (/s just to be clear)

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Calm down, Pol Pot

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

You've been hanging with the wrong gays

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone's thirsty

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Brother I am living in the gobi desert here

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Homosexuals" typically don't destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

not typically but sometimes!

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Just like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the gays

this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy

[–] Rajtinka@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Of course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn't offend anyone. I'm an odd duck, but I'm harmless.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 points 1 month ago

That's why I be going to Lowe's.

Funny