Image Description: A digital meme divided into two main panels: a mathematical whiteboard explanation at the top and a reaction image at the bottom. Top Panel (The Whiteboard): Titled "P-ADIC FINANCE where p = profit." It explains a fictional financial system using real advanced mathematics. Left text: "In this metric, a number's size is how little profit divides it. The more profitable the crime, the closer its penalty sits to zero. String together ever-bigger crimes and the fines don't blow up, they converge." A sequence shows: "p, p^2, p^3, ... arrow pointing to 0." Right chart: A table titled "Crime, Profit, Fine, Fine Size in P-Adic Metric." It lists crimes: Outsource pollution: Profit = p, Fine = $1M, P-adic size = 1/p (small). Fake the numbers: Profit = p^2, Fine = $10M, P-adic size = 1/p^2 (smaller). Fix the market: Profit = p^3, Fine = $100M, P-adic size = 1/p^3 (tinier). Ruin a country: Profit = p^4, Fine = $1B, P-adic size = 1/p^4 (minuscule). Repeat infinitely: Profit = p^n, Fine = p^n (lol), P-adic size = 1/p^n which approaches 0. Below the chart: A number line showing 0 on the far left (labeled "Where your fines live") and numbers increasing to the right (labeled "Big in absolute world"). A final box states: "The true crime in a corporate environment is not choosing p." Bottom Panel (The Reaction): A sepia-toned photograph of a group of wealthy white men in suits, including former U.S. President Ronald Reagan, laughing uproariously together at a gathering. Edited comic speech bubbles are assigned to them: One asks, "Why'd we even need lawyers?" Another laughs, "We just changed the metric lmfao." A third says, "Fines are for poors." A man in the foreground laughs, "Infinite money glitch found boys." In the bottom right corner, a modern internet meme character (a crying, angry "Wojak" in a suit wearing a badge that reads "REGULATORS") has a thought bubble that reads: "They took us for absolute fools." Bottom Caption: Superimposed across the bottom in large, bold, white Impact font: "THEY TOOK US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS"—a pun on the word "absolute" referring to both being deeply tricked and the standard mathematical "absolute metric."