This is perfect! I'm always having trouble making my computer cum, so this will be super useful, thanks!
I found this image helpful as well, for anyone else with a similar problem. The important bit is highlighted in red.
this post was submitted on 31 May 2026
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Found the clit
Some say it doesn't exist. That it's a myth. I, for one, always believed.
...that red sticker that says "Radeon inside"?
Maybe those motions help you get to the Radeon.
Your poor laptop...
You're welcome!
Haa
Also clip your nails!
And make sure to file the edges too
Wait you're posting from sdf again
Why hasn't my funhole federation updated
Why hasn’t my funhole federation updated
computers.
what are they even good for
They have fun ports.
Is this for the old school, early NASA era computers?
Haven't met a computer this didn't work with yet.
Men of Lemmy who fuck women, why do so many men just not use their fingers for penetration at all even when performing oral?
In my case, I'm just too into what I am doing with my mouth and tongue, and she hasn't asked me to do more. I guarantee if y'all, whoever or whatever you are, speak up and ask for something, it has a greater chance of being done. You're already getting freaky; you shouldn't be embarassed to make requests.
I never had sex.
Nobody gave us an instruction manual, and many dudes are afraid of just straight up asking about their partner’s preferences, for some reason. Likely they don’t want it to look like they don’t know what they’re doing, even if it turns out they don’t.
Also, some probably (wrongly) think that’s what their penis is for, so what’d be the point?