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    [–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

    You just gotta love the "do not hallucinate" part of that prompt, which is like taking a person tripping balls on LSD, and telling them "now hear this, I want you to only tell me facts, and I do not want you to hallucinate!"

    Good luck with THAT.

    [–] rtxn@lemmy.world 6 points 46 minutes ago

    Clanker equivalent of telling an angry spouse to stop overreacting.

    [–] hayvan@piefed.world 2 points 28 minutes ago

    It's like telling a six sided die to roll 6 before rolling it.

    [–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 39 minutes ago

    yeah, that's what the temperature setting is for!

    [–] taiyang@lemmy.world 22 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

    I've got the same setup but I found the issue wasn't the hardware but a driver conflict with my Nintendo Gameboy Printer. I was able to rollback and get it working fine.

    [–] jdr@lemmy.ml 2 points 46 minutes ago

    Where did you roll back toΒΏ

    [–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 24 minutes ago* (last edited 24 minutes ago)

    yes, the problem is you did not sacrifice a live goat while mercury is in retrograde and github is down, as is custom for digital magic and necromancy.

    [–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 30 minutes ago

    I'm a simple man. If I see a custom ROM, I flash.

    [–] rtxn@lemmy.world 111 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

    storage: ZFS RAID2 array of three hundred free icloud accounts

    I bet somebody's been bored and/or psychotic enough to have done that, booted a Linux machine from it, and played DOOM on it.

    [–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 2 points 26 minutes ago

    Someone had a filesystem using gmail once

    [–] notabot@piefed.social 49 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

    I had planned to do some productive work tomorrow, but this is calling to me. I must be strong...

    [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

    Go on! You know you want to!

    [–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

    Now that we have decided you are going to do it. Share the results of whatever comes out it.

    [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 35 minutes ago

    Me? I'm just a simple Mint-user.

    [–] CameronDev@programming.dev 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

    I'm sure I saw something like that a while ago, but it was mostly a joke project. Can't remember its name or anything though.

    For a more exciting FS, there is: https://github.com/yarrick/pingfs

    [–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 37 minutes ago

    i prefer this one because it has metadata https://github.com/philipl/pifs

    [–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 65 points 3 hours ago

    I've been unable to replicate this issue.

    I have the exact same build except my network card is an official Playstation 2 network adapter. Try replacing the LLM.

    [–] bss03@infosec.pub 4 points 1 hour ago

    The live image requires more ran than that. Try the installer-only media (not the netboot).

    [–] zilouge@feddit.nu 5 points 1 hour ago

    The TNT cards doesnt have SLI right? Change to some voodoos and you should be golden.

    [–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

    Must be a bug on Debian side. That's all common hardware, so you can just rely on someone else to report it and you'll be back up in a day or 2.

    [–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 points 54 minutes ago

    I doubt it's a bug. It's probably a kernel issue, so try rebuilding the kernel on the hardware.

    [–] tensorpudding@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago
    [–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 4 hours ago

    Don't let your dreams be dreams

    [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

    Skill issue, obviously.

    [–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 hours ago

    Recompile the kernel with CONFIG_WTF=y and Bob's your uncle.

    [–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

    wait does risc-v firmware for the crusoe actually exist? that sounds fun

    You forgot sudo.

    [–] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 3 hours ago

    yeah no mmu

    [–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] Carmakazi@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago

    Idling 2005 Saturn Ion on a salvage title.

    [–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

    Insufficient RAM

    [–] Eldritch@piefed.world 3 points 3 hours ago

    I legit have a transmeta Crusoe. But its stock πŸ˜† I need to find a good IDE to SATA adapter to replace the dead HD in it and get it to boot.

    [–] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

    How does one overclock a tube full of liquid metal?

    [–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 31 minutes ago* (last edited 31 minutes ago)

    the practical answer is that you cool it down to reduce resistance.

    the fun answer is to build one of those ocean wave desk toys with it so you can run the current downhill for access time or uphill for retention.

    [–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 points 55 minutes ago

    If you take a personal massager and sit it on top of them, it shakes them really quickly and that speeds them up.

    [–] user1234@fedinsfw.app 1 points 3 hours ago

    Incompatible firmware