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[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would have said "all you can hit buffet."

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

You would’ve been booed offstage. I would then make my grand entrance and drop, “Shootshi”, wowing the audience as they crown me the king of comedy.