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I am a european in my 40s and have never, ever, encountered a shit like described here.
Every time i read about it i wander if it's because i am just not exposed to the specific food causing it, or if americans just eat so much unhealthy stuff that their digestive system is just fucked up for good. And to this day i don't know the answer.
I am an American in my 40s and I've never encountered it either. I eat a lot of Mexican food and a lot of spicy food from different cultures as well, so maybe I'm just acclimated? I feel like for some of these people the spiciest food they ever eat is taco bell and it just destroys them.
I live in the US, I don't understand this either. I've never experienced these purported issues. I'm guessing either I have a stronger than usual stomach or it's just played up for the memes?
Spicy food, is my understanding of this.
It's really because of the beans. Most Americans don't eat much fiber, so when they suddenly do....
Yeah, i get that. It's just that we, on the other side of the pond, also sometimes eat rely spicy food without being exposed to it on a regular basis. And still, have yet to hear or read about this from single non american.
Me after having birria tacos that were bomb and blowing up my toilet reading this. Ill pray for them.
Bragging.
The real tragedy is countries with Mexican food not having Japanese toilets.
I never understood the claims about Mexican food causing explosive shits but I do understand why those with weak stomachs keep trying to eat it anyway.
I hear tell that the claims are from people with low fiber diets, who suddenly have to deal with fiberful foods.
(I heard it on the Internet, and so now I repeat it on the Internet and let others handle the fact checking!)
Beans will do that
Beans will fact check?
I take lactase enzyme tablets and alpha galactosidase enzyme tablets (Beano) to break down the complex sugars in dairy and beans and it normally prevents any problems. A nutritionist told me once that most beans have some complex sugars that humans can’t normally digest, and when those ferment in the digestive tract it can cause problems, but the alpha galactosidase takes care of it.
Yeah Mexican food doesn't give me shits (mexican ancestry might help) but having a Japanese bidet is nice.
Shit people can get one for less than $100 dollars. I've been trying to get my fellow Americans on the same page. I once had a coworker call a foreign coworker nasty cuz he used a portable bidet at work. People here are insane. I can hardly get myself to take a work poop because there are no bidets at work.
Southern American here: bidets are the bees knees.
What’s this about portable bidets? Any reputable brands to look into?
Insolife is good. The cheaper ones on amazon are useless. I think modding a water flosser probably has potential as a budget option, some people freak out at the idea because it sounds super intense but if you every spray one on your wrist they aren't nearly as strong as it feels on your gums.
Spicy food is worth the pain and suffering that it causes for sure! My bowels absolutely hate hot sauce no matter what I do! The cheaper the spice (think dehydrated red peppers), the worst the experience. That being said, I still put globs of my favorite habanero sauce on my food twice a week at minimum then dealing with the consequences the next morning! Buying a bidet really enabled me to shrug off my horrible dietary decisions even more than I already did, it's an absolute lifesaver!
Sounds like you don't eat it spicy enough
I used to go to a fantastic Mexican place in Fukuoka in the 2000s whenever I went from Korea to Japan. The owner, who worked in a restaurant in Mexico City for years, had this wall of hot sauces and tequilas behind the bar. All the sauces were free to try and he’d give you a shot of tequila on the house too occasionally.
If you just ate vegetables and beans then Mexican food wouldn't do this to you.
They do however have Thai food... I'd argue that Thai food is worse than Mexican food when it comes to "hot shits" because the fiber comes from vegetables and hot sauce instead of beans and hot sauce. Meaning there's nothing dense to soften the blow that your asshole is about to experience. I also believe this is why all Thai people are so thin! The food literally goes right through them!
Just to note on fiber, there's a number of thai ingredients such as fragrant leafs that are added for smell and not to eat. Most of us eat around these but literally if you eat these add ins combined with the fantastic amount of bird beak peppers we love, you're going to have an interesting day. Another example, the number of seeds alone that you can find in some ส้มตำ is almost comparable to a chia flax smoothie. In my opinion the number of fresh plants is not something found in many other cuisines.
Eating like this may not even be possible for every meal, best start your day with a nice fried egg with rice to recover, you know. (Drizzle with chili vinegar fish sauce to survive until your next glorious meal)
found the person who doesn't use enough wasabi on their sushi to hate themself after
Wasabi is very mild. Even milder than horseradish
You made me suspect there's probably somebody out there who mixes a lot of wasabi into their natto.
i just eat it on its own. doesn't do much.
TIL taco rice doesn't count as Mexican...
Taco… rice?
An Okinawan specialty. Imagine taco bell, but better, and instead of taco shells, it's served over white rice (good white rice by the way, Japan doesn't fuck around with shitty rice).
Better comparison for the second part would be: "What's the point of having a Ferrari if u don't live in germany" (cos we got no implicit speed limits on the Autobahn if one isn't explicitly mentioned)
BS they don't have Mexican food. They've imported a lot of Mexican culture if their media is anything to go by.
The best carnitas I ever had was at a place off Takeshita Street
More like... nvm
Fine... you can take the high road. I'll take the low.
More like "take a shita street".
(By the way, Takeshita means "under the bamboo" in Japanese.)