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Don't be fooled. Castles are so much more expensive than you think. They are heritage sites, you are obligated to keep it well maintained. This can cost between 100k to 1m per year, or even much more depending on the state and size. Next to that you're not allowed to insulate it or replace the windows with double glass, so you will spend thousands per year just not to freeze to death.

The reason these castles are so cheap is because the state is in poor condition and the current owner doesn't have the funds to fix it to regulatory standards. So you can assume you will spend 5 to 10m (if not more) into it after buying it, then to have the previous mentioned yearly maintenance costs on top of that.

I know because my French branch of the family used to live in a castle.

If you fail to keep the castle in shape you can get serious fines and even lose ownership. And depending on the country, prison time.

Then there are the taxes that are not fun at all.

So when you buy one, make sure you have at least 20m ready to spend the first 1 to 5 years. But to be sure you won't go bankrupt, better have 50m as a target as costs always end up much higher than expected. It happens a lot, people buying a castle then to go bankrupt due to the insanely high maintenance costs.

I can hear my wife now: "Do you know who's going to clean this monstrosity? Because I can tell you who's NOT going to clean it - ME, that's who!"

She's never been one to demand a bigger house.

There's no way that castle only has 6 bedrooms.

What OP fails to mention are the humongous taxes and upkeep costs

Even if I don't do the upkeep, what are they going to do to me? Lay siege?

What if I just want one so I can hold a sword up in front of it an yell "I HAVE THE POWER!" like He-man? Can I still get one? Guys, why are you walking away?

OK, but restoring a castle is not gonna be cheap. This has "credit cards are great because I don't have to pay anything for 3 months" vibes.

The catch is that they're in bumfuck nowhere, really expensive to heat/cool, and just generally not well suited to modern lifestyles as well as being uncomfortable to live in in general.

It's designed with surviving attack as the primary purpose, everything else is secondary. Sure, it's luxurious by medieval standards, but any home up to code in the first world is science fiction levels of luxurious by those standards. Indoor plumbing, heating that hits every room, smokeless lighting, cooling, wall to wall carpeting, smokeless cooking… all luxuries you better hope you can install at all, though you probably can't do it great, and definitely can't do it inconspicuously.

And that's not even hitting on the "too big home" problem. People can manage a bigger house than they need, sure, but only to a point. Even a late 20th century mansion is too much for a person who can't burn a ton of money heating such a large building and doesn't have servants to do the various tasks associated with such a large home. Just think of all the cleaning required.

Now if you've got a decently large polycule/commune/family where everyone is down to do a lot of chores and doesn't mind not having running water, then this is for you. Hopefully you've got an electrician in there because I can't imagine it's cheap to have someone safely wire a house with a stone interior, especially to the standards most people want.

My expectation would be that financing is difficult to acquire, and the upkeep and renovation to make/keep it habitable ends up being a money hole. So if anything, it's just like buying a normal home in the US.

What does it mean access to the chapel and East Wing? Are those... not included? Is it a museum or something?