For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.
this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2026
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you can do so much more with tongues
Rim jobs?
Oh yeah forgot about rim jobs. Fucking Tony
Don’t forget the balls!
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To get to the center of that Tootsie Pop, of course!
Porn
Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it's been an hour and you're just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you're finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?
Eh that wouldn't work on me. Being told that I can't cum kinda causes it... And if I've been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.
I guess I'd have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.
If this kind of Pay Per Cum business model worked, hypno content creators would have already capitalized on it
Sponsored by OnlyFans.
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The Ruined Orgasm machine
Cool band name
I’d expect Cattle Decap level deathgrind or some Hot Topic grade incelcore with shit solos and too many calls to “open this fucking pit up”, no inbetween.
so if you refuse to pay does it keep you gooning for the rest of eternity
So, a cash machine?
Stamps. Flipping pages. Unattended ice cream. Windows. Linda.
And here i was operating windows with my mouse all this time…
Tony does not understand vaginas.
Don't be like Tony.
be a vagina
I'm trying!!!
✨ Abracadussy, you're now a pussy! ✨
Meow
Are you trying to steal @Kolanaki@pawb.social 's niche, or are you his alt?
Is this how you find out there's a whole community of furries and I'm not the only one? 🤔
No, I iust thought you were the only sarcastic furry on Earth, apparently.
I'm very "intimately" familiar with furries.
XD
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Tony too innocent for this world. 🥀
Japan the government? Or do we think our readers are top stupid to understand two words?
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Bidets are about to see a new evolution.
If this becomes mandatory, I'm leaving for the forests.
"I want it clean enough to eat off of!"
Japan, hold my Ramune.
How much time ya got, buddy?
Tony doesn’t know about the tootsie-pop, smh
🦉
Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.
Of course, they're also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
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Oh no reason. I just want a few of them ok
God damn it Tony.
It's to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop