To figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!
“I have no teeth, yet I must bite.” — the robot, probably
this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2026
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Who's gonna tell him?
Probably said the same thing about the Walkman…
For experiments
Ummm...should we tell him, or just leave him to his bliss?
Telling would lead to his bliss.
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Stamps and envelopes. It’s for licking stamps and envelopes.
Bend over and I'll show you
I misread a letter on "a real human lick" (guess which one of course it's that one) and it frankly makes more economic sense to use it for that instead of as a tongue
a tongue has muscles
Oh, we all know why they need it.
Don't pretend like you don't know
I'm going to need this to be abke to taste as well. Baby steps.
Can we also get a "recoil in horror" setting?