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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They'll have to have ventilation, so dump as much liquid nitrogen down there as possible. It will convert to gas at a rate of 696:1, and fill every nook & cranny of the bunker with pure nitrogen gas, which will solve the problem within a few breaths.

THEN encase it in concrete, and leave it for some archeologist to discover in 10,000 years.

[–] TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The tombs of the wealthy will be raided a pillaged like the tombs of the pharaohs.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 8 points 6 days ago

And like the pharaohs, these assholes really think they're gods.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why? All the money is 1’s and 0’s on the computer. I’d not like they physically have a billion dollars in printed stocks.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, the bunkers are for a post-digital world. Digital money will have evaporated. Those bunkers will be filled with gold bars, precious gems, and art. Also useful barter items.

Also weapons and ammo.

You can't eat gold and gems. In all honesty we need to retire most jewelry and use the stuff industrially.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It’s more likely to be the mercenaries that already killed said billionaire and now control the compound.

Be careful might want to killdozer-up the cement truck first.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 25 points 6 days ago

If they are hiding in their bunkers because of an ecological disaster then we're all screwed. If they are hiding in their bunkers from us...then we'll get 'em eventually.

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Use sewage trucks, come on did we learn nothing from Saints' Row?

[–] SeaSgt@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

This is the way.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

You may want to hold your breath Zuck.

[–] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They aren't sitting in their bunkers because they don't need to. People have still too much to lose to try making the concept of consequences real for billionaires.

[–] Ogy@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Yes, but the point is that scaring them now with this idea of the future may help prevent it.

They think their bunkers will be safe in X years and lots of people are going to ensure they aren't

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

would that be THIEL tyring to flee to argentina. I read NEW Zealand blocked his bunker construction, thats why hes going to argentina instead.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago

As is tradition.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Here is the thing about bunkers. Unless they have installed some way to power that bunker and provide water and food that cannot be destroyed, it's a self-made trap. They can be ignored and the denizens will die in the cold damp darkness of starvation and dehydration. With a probable side dose of madeness.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago

Leave a vent to shit down

[–] quitthebiz@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

There was a Clone Wars book about just this. You can imagine how it ends.

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