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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

me too, vending machine, me too

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago

My job involves frequently speaking to NHS IT at all sorts of different hospitals. Kill me...

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yep looks right. 1 month in after being handed off a codebase by the departing mobile dev, and being mislead (not sure if intentionally?) about the apps stability.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Idk for me this cycle happened because for the first 6 months of work I took my bosses criticisms seriously thinking "holy shit if I keep screwing things up I'm going to get fired." 2 years on and I realize every threat was completely hollow.