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Thank you for not overlooking etc! Our plight is and so forth and whatnot, but we won’t be silenced, and what have you!
Not my host specific configuration files!!
Are those host specific configuration files in your root partition or are you just happy to see me?
Yep favourite was when I was told queer people have declared war on God. Makes us sound metal as fuck.
In the name of my forefathers who were babtized against their will through force.
You have my sword, it's time for payback.
Why does this look like The Oatmeal?
Because it is the Oatmeal and they just slapped text on the top to suggest otherwise
I love the ones who argue sanctity of marriage are usually on their 2nd marriage or ooze with infidelity.
2 right-wingers I used to work with...
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Person A cheated on his first wife with his now 2nd wife while she was married to his friend, and they had kids out of wedlock together
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Person B notoriously cheated on his first wife for years.
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Person B's current wife got divorced once for infidelity, had a kid out of wedlock with a different guy, banged her already-married boss at work, conveniently got promoted to his position when he left, screwed around with at least 1 of her subordinates while she then started sleeping with person B.
But yeah, 2 dudes blowing each other is what ruined marriage...
omg they actually put etc
I like that if you start at "Sanctity of marriage", something the radical right clearly does not actually value, and work counterclockwise the terms get increasingly vague and meaningless until they completely phone it in with "Etc". What values.
"If robosexual marriage becomes legal, imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children, then imagine we said those things, since we couldn't think of any. As a mother, those things worry me." -Futurama
So I like playing the cinnamon rolls game. Every time you see "marriage" instead read "a common law government contract that bestows rights and responsibilities and formalizes systems of inheritance and power of attorney in cases of incapacity, originally managed by churches because religions were the original governments" and the word sanctity loses all meaning by the end of a discussion with a homophobia
Christian "values", traditional "values", "etc"
It's short for ectopic pregnancies that are entirely unviable, and will kill the mother,but can't be aborted because that's still murder and "gods will"
Is The Oatmeal (the creator of this comic) a right winger? Everything I know about him is saying otherwise.
Nah it was him taking the piss outta fallwell and people who overuse the word literally

Look how happy the steamrollerers are
No, he publicly stated this was a alteration of his work https://www.facebook.com/share/1Dww8fX5ZM/
SO I dug a bit and the original is from a comic called Literally where he pokes fun of the word literally being used as its own antonym instead of figuratively.
Specifically he mocks a quote from some dead bigot.
I would offer that conservatives have done more to destroy traditional values and the sanctity of marriage than the LGBT crowd.
Nah, three marriages == 3× the sanctity. It's just math.
Let me translate: oppression, abuse, inequality, racism, misogyny, pedophilia.
Traditional values:

Etc
You'll take my Etc from my cold dead hands!
Can I have a go on the gayroller next?
Oh no! Someone think of the Christian values that even Christians don't actually adhere to and just weaponize when it is convenient for them!
Etc. Pride march when??
Being honest, only thing I care about is the sanctity of marriage. Tho, for them is the gays not being able to marry for me it's not getting cheated on.
The etc is really a "you know what i mean" here.
As in "this cartoon is preaching to the choir". It doesn't make people think or do anything butnnod knowingly.
What a waste of even a little creativity.
And yet, if you paint the steamroller a gaudy fake gold color and have it being driven by every conservative you've heard about in the last year, it gets way more true!
I'm an old straight white guy with a pretty normie-looking family, and I know damn well that almost every LGBT+ person out there shares more of my values and gives more of a shit about my marriage than the conservative grifters out there.
That's the Christian people when the pastor reads from the bible they'll complain he's too woke and leftist.
IDC IF IT'S RIGHT WING OR LEFT WING.

I JUST WANT MEMES THAT WHIP HELLA ASS.


