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[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 187 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] X@piefed.world 66 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for not overlooking etc! Our plight is and so forth and whatnot, but we won’t be silenced, and what have you!

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not my host specific configuration files!!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

Are those host specific configuration files in your root partition or are you just happy to see me?

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Yep favourite was when I was told queer people have declared war on God. Makes us sound metal as fuck.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Let us not forget "priDEMONth"

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 10 points 3 weeks ago

In the name of my forefathers who were babtized against their will through force.

You have my sword, it's time for payback.

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[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why does this look like The Oatmeal?

[–] zurchpet@lemmy.ml 79 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] katze@lemmy.4d2.org 14 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for providing that link.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 63 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because it is the Oatmeal and they just slapped text on the top to suggest otherwise

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[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

The gays are coming for your /etc folder!

[–] ApertureUA@lemmy.today 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nooooo plz tell them to at least leave /var/www

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

I love the ones who argue sanctity of marriage are usually on their 2nd marriage or ooze with infidelity.

2 right-wingers I used to work with...

  • Person A cheated on his first wife with his now 2nd wife while she was married to his friend, and they had kids out of wedlock together

  • Person B notoriously cheated on his first wife for years.

  • Person B's current wife got divorced once for infidelity, had a kid out of wedlock with a different guy, banged her already-married boss at work, conveniently got promoted to his position when he left, screwed around with at least 1 of her subordinates while she then started sleeping with person B.

But yeah, 2 dudes blowing each other is what ruined marriage...

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 weeks ago

omg they actually put etc

[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like that if you start at "Sanctity of marriage", something the radical right clearly does not actually value, and work counterclockwise the terms get increasingly vague and meaningless until they completely phone it in with "Etc". What values.

"If robosexual marriage becomes legal, imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children, then imagine we said those things, since we couldn't think of any. As a mother, those things worry me." -Futurama

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

So I like playing the cinnamon rolls game. Every time you see "marriage" instead read "a common law government contract that bestows rights and responsibilities and formalizes systems of inheritance and power of attorney in cases of incapacity, originally managed by churches because religions were the original governments" and the word sanctity loses all meaning by the end of a discussion with a homophobia

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Christian "values", traditional "values", "etc"

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

It's short for ectopic pregnancies that are entirely unviable, and will kill the mother,but can't be aborted because that's still murder and "gods will"

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[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Is The Oatmeal (the creator of this comic) a right winger? Everything I know about him is saying otherwise.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah it was him taking the piss outta fallwell and people who overuse the word literally

Look how happy the steamrollerers are

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[–] Kewlio250@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

No, he publicly stated this was a alteration of his work https://www.facebook.com/share/1Dww8fX5ZM/

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[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago

SO I dug a bit and the original is from a comic called Literally where he pokes fun of the word literally being used as its own antonym instead of figuratively.

Specifically he mocks a quote from some dead bigot.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I would offer that conservatives have done more to destroy traditional values and the sanctity of marriage than the LGBT crowd.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, three marriages == 3× the sanctity. It's just math.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Let me translate: oppression, abuse, inequality, racism, misogyny, pedophilia.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 33 points 3 weeks ago

Traditional values:

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh no, not et cetera! That encompasses all the other things!

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[–] architect@thelemmy.club 18 points 3 weeks ago
[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You'll take my Etc from my cold dead hands!

Can I have a go on the gayroller next?

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 17 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Oh no! Someone think of the Christian values that even Christians don't actually adhere to and just weaponize when it is convenient for them!

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol christians don't even follow christian values

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Etc. Pride march when??

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Being honest, only thing I care about is the sanctity of marriage. Tho, for them is the gays not being able to marry for me it's not getting cheated on.

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[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where’s that meme of the badly drawn guy biting his lip?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The etc is really a "you know what i mean" here.

As in "this cartoon is preaching to the choir". It doesn't make people think or do anything butnnod knowingly.

What a waste of even a little creativity.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It really whips the llama's ass.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And yet, if you paint the steamroller a gaudy fake gold color and have it being driven by every conservative you've heard about in the last year, it gets way more true!

I'm an old straight white guy with a pretty normie-looking family, and I know damn well that almost every LGBT+ person out there shares more of my values and gives more of a shit about my marriage than the conservative grifters out there.

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[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

That's the Christian people when the pastor reads from the bible they'll complain he's too woke and leftist.

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago

IDC IF IT'S RIGHT WING OR LEFT WING.

I JUST WANT MEMES THAT WHIP HELLA ASS.

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