this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2026
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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 93 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm guessing it's a foam prop

[–] devaly@ani.social 154 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

it looks like a real door to me

[–] Denvil@piefed.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I really dig the lightswitch too.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's the lights that really make that picture.

[–] JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's a team effort.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This all looks very German.

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Germany doesn't have that locker design to my knowledge. Nor square doorhandles (doesn't that hurt?).

Scandinavia really likes those twist lockers under the handle. Usually they simply disengage the handle, but sometimes they also operate a deadbolt.

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 43 points 2 weeks ago

She's gonna be like:

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 weeks ago

Is your sister the road runner?

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh no, stepsister is stuck under my anvil.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She can just put her thumb in her mouth and blow really hard to reinflate herself

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s not where I thought this was going at first.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Pfft, get your head out of the anvil

Don't forget ro tag pops in after your done

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago

Another happy ACME household.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Had to zoom in to see that wasn't toilet paper.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh dang you're right

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's just a prank, ~~bro~~ sis.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

You don’t want to do this on your nice hardwood floors.

Those are probably engineered wood too, so less impact stability.

[–] volqan@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I had an anvil dropped on my head by my own mother.

[–] lillardfair@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Danny Einhorn: [ excited to tell his story ] Well! Some have called her a queen-sized Stiffly Stifferson, but I call her.. “my sister”!

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 1 week ago

More like planking OP's sister amirite

She’s gonna die*

FTFY

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Cheesy Michelle