I'll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati
Denvil
joined 2 days ago
I love telling people who aren't from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot
That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there
No, they want 3 different takes of it. Two in .mov, and one in .mp4. Don't fuck that up or they'll send out a "don't hire this guy" to every company they have contact information for
I was grateful that my teachers were chill with this
I'd finish my math work while the teacher was still explaining it to the class, and just start reading a book. Teacher was fine with it because I was a good student and got good grades.
Rant incoming
Although I do have one particular gripe with that teacher unrelated to any of that. Question was how far was a person in a pool from the life guard on a life guard tower. I found the hypotenuse, moved on to other questions. Got marked wrong so I brought it up to the teacher, and her explanation was that she wanted the distance from the person to the tower (the BOTTOM of the tower?????) under the logic that you wouldn't just float on up in a straight line to the life guard. First of all, the question was specifically worded as distance from person to life guard, NOT travel distance. Secondly to the BOTTOM of the life guard tower??? You wanted that value, not even the added distance of the length to the bottom of the tower and the length to climb the tower??????
If you asked me how far away a plane in the sky is from me, and I answered 5 feet, I'd look like a damn idiot.
I kind of wish I pushed her on that question harder. I kind of just thought "good lord she's out of her mind" and sat back down because it had little to no impact on my grade. But I have lived years being pissed about getting that question wrong, I simply cannot move on from it.
I ordered crab at a cajun restaurant at one point. That was the hardest fight of my life to eat so so little. Wasn't even good enough to justify how fucking hard it is to actually eat the thing in my opinion. Plenty of people love them, but I simply don't see the appeal.