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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 265 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Disgusting, I better film this so the rest of the congregation knows to stay away

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[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 83 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly genius way to get gay cat girls to perform for you, if you're into that kind of thing.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 11 points 1 month ago

He is just searching where to get those outfits.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 159 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Something about this photo makes me suspect that this gentleman isn’t very sincere about his message.

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As long as he repents he should be fine.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

As long as he goes to church any given Sunday, all his sins will be forgiven. What a deal!

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 102 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I hope these goth girls don't awaken anything in me..."

-That guy, probably.

I think it's too late the way he is recording them, there's only missing jets of steam escaping from his collar.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 76 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Dude taking a picture for later.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

please excuse him while he leaves to use the bathroom

[–] TheRiskiestBiscuit@reddthat.com 21 points 1 month ago

For… research.

[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

It took me a sec to catch that haha. He's like two seconds away from ditching that sign altogether.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

just to discuss with his friends how sinful those individuals are

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 62 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Dude seems to be envious; why else would he film those two cuties?

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For proof, just in case The Lord isn't watching. Otherwise itll just be inadmissable hearsay when he tells the priest

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 month ago

"God, are you catching this? I'll record it just in case so we can review it frame by frame together later during... prayer time..."

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[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Shocking! Absurd! Ridiculous!

What engineer built this bridge with only 15ft clearance?

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Welcome to the 11 foot 8 bridge. Turns out the reason is a sewer pipe under the road, and a train bridge above.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Great, Youtube's full-screen mode somehow manages to block my phone's gesture control.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What engineer would use 'ft's? *ducks*

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh you don't need to duck. 15' isn't that low

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Not big enough for my ego

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[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's... That's more clearance than a lot of bridges have. More than enough for basically any bus including many if not most double deckers or standard size freight.

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[–] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It’s all nice and cool but wtf is that road sign. Who the hell going to pay attention to grey sign which doesn’t even look like road sign while driving on what looks like 30 km/h road

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[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Guess I'll just perish then.

Looks way more fun lol

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[–] kieron115@startrek.website 23 points 1 month ago

The "CAUTION! Low Bridge" sign kills me. Something so.. everyday in the middle of whatever this is.

[–] ApertureUA@lemmy.today 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Pardon my stupid, I just woke up. What is this event, what is happening, where why

I require context

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

No idea where you're located, but in America there are a lot of right-wing religious wingnuts that enjoy street-corner preaching, as it were.

Most of this preaching involves carring signs with a fire-and-brimstone message and yelling about how the passers-by need to repent.

The most famous example would be the

Westboro Baptist Church (cw: slurs, homophobia, antisemitism, etc)

Anyway, it's common for audiences to troll these guys with gayness.

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

yeah it's common for these wackos to show up at pride events too. this appears to be one

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I do love how everyone is basically ignoring him.

There is definitely some irony in an overweight guy telling everyone else he doesn't approve of their life choices.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

While taking photos for later. What a joke.

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Caution!

Low Bridge

Clearance 15ft.

Large Trucks

Prohibited

Such poetry

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[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I didn't even notice the repent dude lol. I was just staring at that leashed ass

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That “Cats” musical still going on?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure those are called people

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Captain_Stupid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That video's going right in his special interest folder

[–] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It's going straight to the X(XX) files.

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

hes just taking picture so he can righteously hate on them later, alone, with a bottle of hand lotion.

[–] dave@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

Weirdly German-looking sign 🤔

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

Why the 🇩🇪 background? Is that unser Idiot?

[–] bloomnolia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Couple of fox girls being silly on the pavement while this guy is like "this offends me and everything I stand for"

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