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Life cums at you hard
I do understand the truth. That's why I am too terrified every day to get anything done. 👍
Something I heard once is that days go slow, years go fast.
I once heard the years start coming and they don't stop coming.
Somebody once told me...
It's the "pie of life" idea. When you're 4 years old, you have a pie sliced into 4 equal peices, 1 for each year. Each slice represents what a year feels like. Pretty long at first.
But then at 20 years you have 20 slices, now imagine that same pie is sliced into 80 peices, each slice is so thin, that's what 1 year "feels like" to you.
Besides what people already said relating to the amount of time making time size relative , and memory affecting perception
I also like to think adult life is full of too much work, the amount of time you are actually living your own life is way shorter compared to when you were a kid, a teenager and even young adult in some cases. Not forgetting that the time working isn't only the hours clocked, there is a lot of indirect work time, for example commuting .
I wish I could work 30 hours a week, probably 6 per day, and still get a good salary/ money.
This short clip of Norm is infamous. Dennis Miller is blown away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhCeYjeDv2A
Also: "DON'T GAMBLE SO MUCH."
No no no. This is just bad advice.
The real advice is to get the sports betting almanac, take it back to the 1980s, and gamble even MORE!!!
Then somehow become president.
Crime, the "somehow" is crime
And that's why we always wear a condom.
Well of course youth seems like a blink when all that's left of it is memories
Norm Macdonald on NASCAR.
Norm Macdonald on crossing lights.
Norm Macdonald on TV shows under 20 minutes.
Norm Macdonald on sex.
Norm Macdonald on getting second servings of chocolate cake at birthday parties.
Cheetah sure are amazing!
Well heres the thing Norm. I think being dead is more peaceful than going to work a majority of my life. Doesnt scare me to take a prolonged dirt nap.
I wouldn't say "never". Eventually, some of them will get old and understand it firsthand.
Though the worst part is how perception of time is inversely proportional to enjoyment of said time.