fuck 'em both, at the very least...
Omg, that dog is gonna get overweight from all the chimkem nuggers. Goodest boi.
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I got the shotgun, should I put down both of them or just the human?
They are both humans. Quite rude to imply either the friend or the ex aren't.
Did you let the dog keep the bone?
Maybe she did shit on your friend? Did you bother to ask?
Couldn't she require the dog to get executed if she's a real bitch, from the sound of it she is.
That close friend did him a favor exposing she was going to cheat anyway. Close friend should be there grinning with the dog
"I did this for you, bro! And I'd do it again in a heartbeat!"
Because it's always the woman who is blamed either way
What?
Weather the woman is the one cheating or the one someone is cheating with, many people blame her.
I expect the "close friend" is no longer close, but the person who broke the promise, to whatever degree the promise was there, is the one who should get the most shit.
I say this as someone whose wife cheated on me. She broke her vows, she chose to cheat instead of just leaving me, he was incidental and could have been anyone. I can hardly blame him, my wife was hot af, and she lied to him, of course.
I have two friends who first met because one was this girl's "platonic cuddle buddy" and the other was her fuckbuddy. Neither knew she was effectively getting half the relationship from the other and they both wanted a "full" relationship with her until they both showed up at an event she was at and it came out. When they found out they both "dumped" her and became friends.
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hug
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Hi, dog speaker here, that dog is actually pretty upset. Dogs won't show their teeth or really the whites of their eyes like this unless they're uncomfortable.
My dog shows her teeth all the time. Her lips get stuck on them.
Hi, dog speaker here
What's up dog?
No, but seriously - this pic is very strange. Why does the dog look like it just escaped a zombi apocalypse?
It's the 200 grams of meth
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This reads to me as shitting equally on both of them.
For what's it's worth, the close friend would be dead to me whereas the ex is just an ex?
They're a tattoo now.
Every time I am betrayed I get another tattoo
Their souls scream to be free of my flesh prison. MORE. SOULS.
I mean. Why would you want to have people ask you about this and remember it for the rest of your life?
If they spent a lot of life together, it may not be an option to just forget. Move on, yes, but not forget. Having a tatoo imprinting 24/7 the one funny part of the story may force your brain to let go faster.
If you want to see what happened to close friend, you'll have to check the tattoo on that guys balls.
What do you mean, never? This is like the most common thing ever, both as a movie trope and in real life. Guy A sleeps with girlfriend of Guy B, and instead of getting mad at his girlfriend who broke her agreement with him, Guy B goes and beats up Guy A. Now I understand also being angry at the friend, but it should be secondary to being angry at the girlfriend. Anything else is sexist and views the woman as an object IMO
I see your question and raise you one bros before hoes
I suppose that makes sense if your interpretation of "bros before hoes" is simply "men are to be preferred above women in any circumstance." but if you consider that "bros before hoes" is actually supposed to mean "loyalty to your friends is more important than the arbitrary pursuit of fleeting sexual pleasure," that's actually a condemnation of the friend for doing the exact opposite as efficiently as possible
Yeah I was just making a really low effort joke on a shit post. I don't support taking your bros hoes.
Well, I took your comment seriously, and now my friend's dog is going to be pissed.
Dude my sister from another mister Shania (real name idgaf) was one of the bros before I was one of the bros. And we're not talking trans anything, my bros are very anticonformist.