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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] Klear@piefed.world 142 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Fun fact: the Egyptian god Thoth is Θώθ in Greek.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 78 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Egyptians were bronze age furries

This is well known

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That certainly explains a lot of their animal gods

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Most people were furries in ancient times tbf. Mythology has patterns.

[–] Klear@piefed.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

So do most furries.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hel don't even need to get real ancient for that shit. The Bear warriors, Wolf warriors, and presumably Boar warriors were a thing up until old Norse paganism was driven into being secretive.

The boar warriors are weird and we aren't even sure if they existed into the Viking age, while Bear warriors and Wolf warriors are written about the Boar warriors are obscure at best. Most of their documentation is from Roman reliefs which depict all three of the warrior cults. Though they may have just been hyper obscure preferring to stick to the most wild of lands and avoid civilization when possible.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it really an omega? I always pronounced it as an omicron. Weird...

[–] Emptiness@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

No really, Thoath just doesn't sound right. I always pronounced it Thawth.

Also, "WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT!"

[–] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In Modern Greek, the omicron and the omega are pronounced the same, so it doesn't really matter ig (if we're talking about Modern Greek that is)

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

We're talking about the Greek transliteration of Thoth, so I'm pretty sure we're not talking about Modern Greek

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 74 points 2 weeks ago

That's how you call a cat, right? Pspspspsp!

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

My biggest pet peeve is when there is an "olden english" or whatever text with "Ye", and people pronounce it like "Ye" when it really is the same as "the", just with þ ("th") turned to y

Here's what I mean

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ye_olde#History

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 55 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You used the þorn! You're going to summon the þorn guy!

[–] resting_parrot@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

No no no, porn is videos of people fucking. A þorn is like a trumpet, trombone, or tuba.

[–] TheAvarageNerd@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, that's a horn you're talking about. þorn is a cultivated form of cereal grass/grain, with a fancy cob growing on top of a tall stalk. When it's one of the variants that's grown for food, it's usually very tasty when grilled, with just some butter and salt.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

My friend, I believe you were thinking of corn. In fact, þorn is an American nu metal band from Bakersfield, California, originally formed in 1993 by James "Munky" Shaffer, Reginald "Fieldy" Arvizu and David Silveria.

[–] SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I guess you must be referring to the Band "Korn", with a K.

Michael þorn ist the actor who played Lt. Worf in various Star Trek series, originally in "The Next Generation".

[–] Crazazy@feddit.nl 9 points 2 weeks ago

No that's Michael Dorn.

þorn is 2022 video game which was for a large part inspired by the works of H.R. Giger and Zdzisław Beksiński

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 2 weeks ago

Even worse, 666dollarfootlong will summon all the discourse around the þorn.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

the last person I saw using þ I immediately þlocked..
but since you used it in context I'll let it $lide

[–] Squizzy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I saw that guy, I get his position but fuck that. Blocked him too

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I keep him unblocked so I can continue downvoting him

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 67 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

于エ尺丂十 十エ从㠪?

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Ninjago's language?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

Cyka, blyat

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

While we're on Greek: the Greeks don't use a standard "?" as a question mark. They use ";" which look almost identical to a semicolon, but isn't. You can see the difference when they're side by side. (Greek semicolons first)

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

But, apparently in fixed-width fonts they can look identical:

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Where this could be really interesting is code, where someone might cause a lot of confusion by using something that appears to be a semicolon but which the language treats as just another non-special character.

Here's how this post looks for me:

semicolon or greek question mark; depends on your font

[–] skulkbane@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I had no idea, learning coding is probably very funny for little while.

print("hello world")?

Computer: no I don't think I will.

[–] python@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Javascript would have no problem with it. Semicolons are already kinda optional in there, and having tons of question marks in your code is also pretty normal. ie:

input?.map(item => !!item?.name ? item : item?.toString() ?? "New Item")

Just means: If the variable named "input" has a function named .map(), which is usually the case if it's an array, you go through that array and transform its elements in the following way:

  • is your element an object that has the property "name" and that property isn't undefined, null or 0? (the "!!" is a double negation that would force undefined, null and 0 to evaluate to false through type coercion)?

  • if yes ( the syntax " ___ ? ___ : ___ " is a shorthand for an if-else statement) then just add that whole item to your output array.

  • if not, try to call the .toString() function on your item. If that works then that's your result, if not then your output is the string "New Item" ( the "??" is called the nullish coalescing operator - if the left side of the ?? evaluates to undefined or null, it takes the right--hand side value instead. The "?." part is called optional chaining and will evaluate to undefined if you try to call a function that doesn't exist on that type)

  • oh yeah, and if input isnt an array to begin with and doesn't have a .map() function? We just do nothing and move on without complaining. JS truly does not give a fuck.

[–] dave@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You missed a ‘?’ I think you meant:

input?.map?.(item => …

[–] python@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

oh, you're right lol
The first ?. after input would be more more of a safeguard against input being null/undefined and the .map not existing on it would have to have another ?.

[–] skulkbane@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah c# has null propagation and null coale aswell. But I imagen Greeks learning programming having fun with it for a little while.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is part of why I use an IDE with syntax highlighting. Because my coworkers are mischief goblins.

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[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Same thing on my PC:

If anything, the second row looks a bit easier to distinguish here. I guess it's the opposite on mobile.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Interesting. For me it's the opposite, I can't see any difference in the fixed width font, but it's different in the variable width one.

Fonts. Full of mysteries.

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Cyrillic often gets faux Cyrillic which irritate Russian-speakers. But Cyrillic is based from Greek letters which is now getting faux Greek. It has come full circle!

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago

TIS THDPSSSSPS

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 21 points 2 weeks ago

Is this how we talk to kitties now? No pspspsps; now it's Thdpsssps

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

OP needs to clean out their ears with φτιρς.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Instructions unclear, the woman at the pharmacy called security when I started inquiring about their phtirs to clean my ears while angrily swatting every box of qtips she handed me.

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Just cross posted to grssk

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago

It's "tes" not "the"

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget the 'TES.'

[–] hakase@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

They missed an s in the middle - there are four.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Δεν βγάζει νόημα.

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