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No no... no.
This... no.
No no no no no, no.
This is waaaaay too on the nose.
You know around 20 years ago it was basically a crass joke/insult to just say that these kind of people are ... their entire personality is a performance to avoid confronting latent homosexual tendencies.
Me? Yeah, I'm bi, I kissed a dude and I liked it.
Maybe a little more than that eheheheh, ahem.
But I can also guarantee I'd fucked more women than Asmongold and Nick Fuentes, 100% guarantee. Individually, and also likely combined.
Maybe/hopefully not more than Tate as the dude is literally the master of a ~~sex~~ rape dungeon you're not allowed to leave.
... these fucking people.
These fucking people.
They're infinitely more gay than I am, Jesus fucking Christ.
Just... they're cult leaders of an anti-reality cult.
Gay is Straight, if you think about, bro.
... I want to tear these people apart, limb from limb.
Says the 3 ugliest people on the entire planet.
It's like an explanation of conservatism in one photo.
Do they all just want to suck each other off? I mean fine if that's what you want to do but don't be hateful to everybody else because you're into it? Such weirdos
Now kiss.

Can't argue with the math
It's hard to believe only a few years ago, we had this concept known as "parody horizon". People used to say super wacky shit and you had to use your brain power to figure out if they were Beyond the Parody Horizon. Are they saying hilariously stupid shit for sarcasm points, or are they saying weird shit that is just telling?
Unfortunately, the horizon is dead. These people are just... too gone. They can say stupidly telling shit from time to time, but what the hell are we supposed to do about that? Nothing's gonna work.
Tate looks like a potato you forgot in the back of a cabinet and started to grow
Don't insult the potatoes. You plant them and grow more potatoes.
Wtf does Tate have to offer?
Like the potato, if you plant him under the ground, the world becomes a better place.
To be fair Tate grew a lot more tates.
At least potatoes are nutritious and respect women.
They just missed the fact that attractiveness is subjective.
Facts really aren’t their thing
Big macho incels dream of peen.
"Human males are more attractive, look at peacocks"
"Also this isn't gay at all, just look at ancient Greece!"
"Human males are more attractive, look at cocks!"
There's nothing more alpha than fucking a dude. Let's just give them that.
I find women so attractive that I don't care if they have a dick or not. Damn
Andrew Tate: "Having sex with women is for total homosexuals.
Me? As a true gangsta that I am, I give and take it up the ass.
I may be known here as Top G but in my cell in Romania I am known as the Bottom G."
Is this actually for real?
https://xcancel.com/Asmongold/status/2060392930695643535
Too many replies to verify the other two.
Alpha version males are buggy and barely work. Kinda useless.
During high school I was friend with a guy from a village known for their conservative takes. And while this guy certainly wasn't as left as some of my other friends, he liked to fuck with his football teammates by making the take that gay sex is manly.
Why? Because it involves two men. Hetero sex wasn't as manly because it involves a girl, and lesbian sex was as girly as it got. His teammates really didn't get that he was fucking with their worldview.
Now he definitely had very idiotic takes himself, but this one always stuck with me because it's just so easy to troll any insecure right winger with
As a lesbian I've definitely seen plenty of gay interactions that are so gendered that I feel most people of the other gender wouldn't be comfortable participating, especially conservative straight people. It's really funny to me how this stereotype of gay people as less gender conforming (while it absolutely carries a lot of truth to it) results in people not even considering that sometimes gay sex is just two really masculine men going at it in a manly way or two women being extremely feminine together.
The Greeks invented sex but the Romans finetuned the concept by finding out you could also have sex with women.
Would be funny if all this manosphere shit was just a ploy to turn more twinks gay, so Tate could finally have the harem of his dreams.
Happy Pride, everyone!
Guess they've never seen all of the statues of Athena, Artemis and Aphrodite. You don't get as many nude female statues because it was usually considered obscene for women to be naked in public.
But the Greek male statues were fully nude and depicted ripped mortal men because they were made in line with Aristotle's idea of good art being educational. Those were arguably the marble version of "git gud, scrub".
If there were more male "perfect" body statues at the time, which we can't establish because many have been lost over the millennia, it might actually be evidence that men were considered less attractive and they needed more body shaming to fix it?
That's a dangerous level of internalized self-loathing repression
More boobs for the rest of us I guess.
Tate knows this is nonsense. He gets more subscribers and more money every time there is outrage about something he said. Don't share.
The "it's not gay if you're the top" attitude seems surprisingly common.
Is this real? Did asmongold really say "thats why women need makeup"? Women need makeup because there is an entire insldustry dedicated to making them feel bad about their looks so they can sell makeup that makes women feel better. The makeup cause damage to their skin that can only be covered up by more makeup. It is instilled in them from a young age and perpetuated by older generations influencing younger generations.
What am i saying. Of course he said that. He is a fucking moron.
Least gay men on planet earth right here.