this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2026
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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 15 points 1 month ago

More boobs for the rest of us I guess.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do they all just want to suck each other off? I mean fine if that's what you want to do but don't be hateful to everybody else because you're into it? Such weirdos

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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Least gay men on planet earth right here.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nope. 100% true. Those three in particular think cock is delicious.

~/s~

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[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I can't tell if this is true, but I can believe it being true, which I find sad.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 10 points 1 month ago

The pinnacle of conservative values

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Big macho incels dream of peen.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not one person in the conversation has seen a naked woman, or regularly uses soap.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Andrew Tate is a convicted sex trafficker (of women). I'm pretty sure he's seen a naked woman.

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[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Once again I'm reading something about these chuds and drowning in Poe's law

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

They really do be like that, no Poe needed.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago

It's hard to believe only a few years ago, we had this concept known as "parody horizon". People used to say super wacky shit and you had to use your brain power to figure out if they were Beyond the Parody Horizon. Are they saying hilariously stupid shit for sarcasm points, or are they saying weird shit that is just telling?

Unfortunately, the horizon is dead. These people are just... too gone. They can say stupidly telling shit from time to time, but what the hell are we supposed to do about that? Nothing's gonna work.

[–] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The horseshoe theory of heterosexuality.

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[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Is he also calling all the men (main characters) sexy in videogames?

I saw a very insightful video about this topic.

Women apparently do not find these game characters sexy (nor gay men apparently) and then the straight men who think they are and strive to look that way will say that the women are laying.

That made me wonder who they want to impress, other men? Themselves? Or they are just in disbelief that they put so much work into something that only attracts other straight men?

I shouldn't take this serious but it is funnier that way haha

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[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Andrew Tate: "Having sex with women is for total homosexuals.

Me? As a true gangsta that I am, I give and take it up the ass.

I may be known here as Top G but in my cell in Romania I am known as the Bottom G."

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Nah. You're gay.

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