My code is not that pretty. Move the eyes to the wrong place and add three. Remove one clavicle. Right arm is a tentacle, left arm is a robot one, back arm is a crab. Not a crab's arm, a whole crab.
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What's the original template? I don't understand what's going on.
The implication is that there is a couple. The boyfriend wants the girlfriend to make out (and likely have intercourse) with another man. The girlfriend is hesitant, implying that this is entirely the boyfriend's idea.
Interpretation: the boyfriend has a cuckhold fetish.
Application: any developer who uses Claude is cuckholding his own code
Thank you for spelling it out. I needed that :)
Hes sitting in the cuck chair
Sorry, I must be daft because this isn't my type of porn (?). So the husband = the programmer and they're getting turned on by their project about to be railed by Claude Code's ~~BBC~~ BAIC and the project is finding it weird? Is this the scenario?
my interpretation was...
Claude Code is doing all the work
programmer is "in control" but just watching the magic happen
I dont think you need to watch cuck porn to find this hilarious 😂
More or less yeh