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Ass to mouth is a great way to get H. Pilori, even with proper prep ... and if you get it badly it's really not fun - 24 hours in hospital, vomiting blood, camera down my throat, antibiotics strong enough to turn my tongue black for two weeks.
0/10 would not recommend.
Oh is that why I’m always sick
Could be, or it could be different bacteria, or hepatitis or something. I was told at the time H. Pilori can just sit in your system not doing anything for years, but if it gets angry you'll know about it.
If you do regular butt stuff, especially with multiple partners, you really need to be careful with your health. Check out if there are free resources in your area for sexual health
yet somehow millions of us are doing it daily and everythings fine
"Walking is a great way to fall down"
Good for them, but I'll always insist on a rubber for taking it in the ass, no matter who's asking or what they want done with their dick afterwards
That's just rude! Gotta be appreciative of anyone willing to eat your ass lol
It's worse than that. "Ass to mouth" refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss.
Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.
It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.
Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.
Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.
Hmm rattly.
Your farts would be so fucking fresh
I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint.
I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.
Condoms people condoms
that is the bridge too far?
You've set a very high bar indeed!
I'd give a cheek kiss lol
Huh, TIL. I've heard it used for both scenarios.
"... then the ass fucker who..."
I'll go ass to mouth, but that's because I clean myself out really good when I know I'm gonna get some dick.
You never go ass to mouth.
Sometimes in the heat of the moment you go where it takes you.
What about Bass to Trout?
No! No, see that’s wrong; it’s being exaggerated again!
Lemmy winks 😉
Don't cross the streams, man.
If the ass was properly prepared, it shouldn't be an issue (and is kinda fun)
Just make sure it's up to temp.
They deserve to get their eyeballs licked for that shit.
Yeah, pretty douche. I'll always kiss my partner after they serve me.
That's fair, but also WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU MAKE HIM DOUCHE?
I don't think him douching would've helped her shitty breath tbh