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π¨π΅allons-y! et puis, je suis lesbienne!π³οΈββ§οΈ
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french trans
π¨π΅allons-y! et puis, je suis lesbienne!π³οΈββ§οΈ
I think you got the order wrong. It's first salad dressing, "trans", then biggest disappointment, "fr*nch".
Caesar Not Doctor
Spicy Ranch Obesity
I think I might beβ¦Vinegar Homo
Bacon Fat.
Thousand Island Why did you stay with an emotionally abusive woman long enough to have two kids
Honey mustard unemployed...
I don't think I'd be getting many tips...
Lemon juice hostility
Caesar Couldabeenbetter?
Cesar gay
Blue Cheese Career?
I don't think this naming scheme works very well.
Vinaigrette apathy, pretty catchy!
Olive Oil close to death?
Russian poverty
Bleu Cheese Me
If you insist.
This reminds me of the time when we had to write speeches in French class about the most daring thing we've ever done in our lives. A gay friend of mine wrote about when he came out to his parents.
My Palestinian friend was furious! Not in a homophobic way, of course. But because he had to follow our gay friend's speech and there was NO WAY his speech was gonna top that. He said, "OF COURSE everyone is gonna be moved by a story like that! Nobody is gonna care about how I had to sacrifice my pet goat as a child! They'll just think my culture is barbaric!"
I suggested to him to make a story up about how he came out to his parents of being Jewish, which he thought was hilarious. Anyway we all got a good laugh, and he looked nervous to go up in front of the class. Oh and his speech was trash.
Caeser tomboy
Honey Mustard Doesnβt Call.
Itβs not that I donβt want to, I just have a hard time finding the energy and motivation.
Blue Cheese No Kids?
Huh well ok then. (Guessing on the disappointment. They've been dead for twenty five years)
Poppy Seed Boundaries
Peppercorn sauce wreakhead