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[–] thesingingsea@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

french trans

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΅allons-y! et puis, je suis lesbienne!πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

[–] owsei@programming.dev 10 points 3 days ago

I think you got the order wrong. It's first salad dressing, "trans", then biggest disappointment, "fr*nch".

[–] TTimo@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Buffalo gamer - ok anyone into that?

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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago

Caesar Not Doctor

[–] a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I went with Cesar Childless 🀣

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Spicy Ranch Obesity

I think I might be…Vinegar Homo

[–] molten@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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Thousand Island Why did you stay with an emotionally abusive woman long enough to have two kids

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 11 points 3 days ago

Honey mustard unemployed...

I don't think I'd be getting many tips...

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

Lemon juice hostility

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Caesar Couldabeenbetter?

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Italian Leftie. Is this supposed to be a name or a description?

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[–] Gust@piefed.social 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Blue Cheese Career?

I don't think this naming scheme works very well.

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[–] Kayday@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] bearoftheisle@europe.pub 2 points 2 days ago

Vinaigrette apathy, pretty catchy!

Olive Oil close to death?

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Russian poverty

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] khannie@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

If you insist.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

This reminds me of the time when we had to write speeches in French class about the most daring thing we've ever done in our lives. A gay friend of mine wrote about when he came out to his parents.

My Palestinian friend was furious! Not in a homophobic way, of course. But because he had to follow our gay friend's speech and there was NO WAY his speech was gonna top that. He said, "OF COURSE everyone is gonna be moved by a story like that! Nobody is gonna care about how I had to sacrifice my pet goat as a child! They'll just think my culture is barbaric!"

I suggested to him to make a story up about how he came out to his parents of being Jewish, which he thought was hilarious. Anyway we all got a good laugh, and he looked nervous to go up in front of the class. Oh and his speech was trash.

Caeser tomboy

[–] Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Honey Mustard Doesn’t Call.

It’s not that I don’t want to, I just have a hard time finding the energy and motivation.

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Blue Cheese No Kids?

Huh well ok then. (Guessing on the disappointment. They've been dead for twenty five years)

[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

Poppy Seed Boundaries

Peppercorn sauce wreakhead

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