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[–] Kayday@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

My sibling!

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Thousand Island Moved Away

Abbreviated Tima, pronounced

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

Red Wine Vinagrette My Existence.

[–] TTimo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Buffalo gamer - ok anyone into that?

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[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago
[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Blue Cheese No Kids?

Huh well ok then. (Guessing on the disappointment. They've been dead for twenty five years)

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Oil & Vinegar Quitter

[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Poppy Seed Boundaries

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Ranch Autonomy.

That's not a very good stripper name.

But then again, I'm not a very good stripper. I can barely take paint off of anything.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Miracle whip Epstein list. Mine is kinda long

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Yeah I like miracle whip as a salad topping. A lot of people have a problem with that lol

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[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

Balsamic vinegar no kids.

[–] _fryerDan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Italian Bad Decisions

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

This reminds me of the time when we had to write speeches in French class about the most daring thing we've ever done in our lives. A gay friend of mine wrote about when he came out to his parents.

My Palestinian friend was furious! Not in a homophobic way, of course. But because he had to follow our gay friend's speech and there was NO WAY his speech was gonna top that. He said, "OF COURSE everyone is gonna be moved by a story like that! Nobody is gonna care about how I had to sacrifice my pet goat as a child! They'll just think my culture is barbaric!"

I suggested to him to make a story up about how he came out to his parents of being Jewish, which he thought was hilarious. Anyway we all got a good laugh, and he looked nervous to go up in front of the class. Oh and his speech was trash.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Russian poverty

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Thousand Island Overbearing Mother

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Caeser tomboy

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

Salt and pepper anarchist

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

Buttermilk ranch lack of drive that’s actually undiagnosed adhd? Bit of a mouthful, just like these dicks!

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Hmmmm…. I think there’s potential in the name Thousand Island Felon

[–] Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Balsamic addict

[–] neo2478@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Lemony Vegan

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Caesar Couldabeenbetter?

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Ranch stoner

[–] Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Honey Mustard Doesn’t Call.

It’s not that I don’t want to, I just have a hard time finding the energy and motivation.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Poppyseed Completely-Unrealistic-Expectations

[–] pootzapie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Italian everything!

[–] charokol@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Caesar Distance

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah right, like I'm going to just give out my parents password on the Internet...

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Greek atheist. Only my mom though, I couldn’t disappoint my dad if I tried, he’s very supportive.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

French Stewart?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Green Beefsteak Motivation

That works out a lot better than I thought it would, but it's probably a better drag name

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

Vinegar no children?

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