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[–] lime@feddit.nu 45 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

i like the implication that bread just grows like that

[–] Sunschein@piefed.social 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 21 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Quality shitpost, would comment again.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Thanks babe

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

I had no idea that jelly is made from grapes. In my almost 50 years on this earth I have never heard of that. There's really no point to my comment, except maybe to serve as a reminder to never take knowledge for granted.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 50 minutes ago

I too have had the experience of learning something I just never thought about from childhood on. And I will note that most jelly (and purple grape juice, and Manischewitz passover wine) is made from Concord grapes, which are not the same kind as are usually eaten raw from a grocery store. So no judgement, just curious: do you mean you never noticed the jar says "Concord Grape Jelly" or do you just not eat/encounter jelly?

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I mean jam is just made from any fruit right? Or is jelly not jam and truly a specific thing?

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

jam is made from mashed fruit, jelly is made from fruit juice. basically the same process except the solids are strained out

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 9 minutes ago

We just use jelly beans and peanuts around here, I dunno what you folks are on about.

Who the fuck can afford jelly or grapes these days?

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Or, more enjoyably, from raspberries.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Or, more enjoyably, from strawberries.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

But black cherries

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I knew about all kinds of jam/jelly. Just never once grapes.

[–] wunderkatze@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago

I've had jam made from red wine. Soo....

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

I think “deconstructed” is the fancy word?

Oddly, this could maybe work if you sliced the grapes. Or sliced strawberries.

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

Thats nit rare, thats mythical, - points for overbacked bread

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Technically those peanuts would have been roasted.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

That's not just rare, that's critically endangered! Extinct in the wild, even!

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 3 hours ago

Need to add some sliced sugar beet, sugarcane or corn.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Do You normally use grape jelly for pb&j? I use raspberry.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 48 minutes ago

I like strawberry preserves, so I occasionally bite into a big squooshy chunk of strawberry.

[–] adarza@piefed.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

grape jam or strawberry preserves here. switch to the other when a jar gets emptied so i don't get tired of one.