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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s actually brilliant dream writing.

Keep taking NyQuil, OOP

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

Yup, that's my take away as well. No notes.

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So now my head cannon is that Freddy chills in dogs dreams when he needs a break from the grind.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When dogs look like they're running in their sleep, that's Freddy playing fetch with them. He plays the most with abused and neglected dogs so they don't turn out like him.

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

I bet he gives the best scritches.

[–] fatcat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Aww that thought really made me smile.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

I haven't watched a freddy except freddy vs jason but I feel like this is something he'd actually do.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Who wants scritchies!"

"Uh oh..."

He puts bottle corks or something on his claws before doing that, maybe?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

NyQuil isn't the reason Freddy was there; just the reason he stopped to pet the dog.

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Very real. Definitely happened

Things that happen in dreams are not real, yes :P