The completely unrealized irony.
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was going to say, if this was an abandoned church that'd make sense, (and go hard)
You do realize that your comment, “The completely unrealized irony” works both ways here, right? The person making the unsubstantiated “what if”… the person mocking the person making the unsubstantiated “what if”. There is no certainty. In the case of the church worker, it is her faith compels her to address her suggestion to the faithless… just as much it is your faith that her’s is wrong that lets you join this party.
your truth is not the one truth, their for, to say the other are a lie is inaccurate, to the point it show a bit to much about yourself and what you think of others.
Whew… I usually hate AI but I think folks who can’t throw a single comprehensible sentence down get a pass and should always paste their work into AI for some proofreading.
Others might also post the comment they are responding to into AI just to make sure they understand it.
Okay Morpheus, calm down.
Self aware church? Don't see that every day
All mental constructs are “lies” in that it’s our vision of the world imposed on reality. What is a chair? For us is a structure we can sit on, for the universe or the rest of species on this planet, it’s just a piece of thing, and even wood is a constructed concept
Robert Maxwell published our textbooks
I dont think its a good idea for Christians to be picking at that thread
I think it's a fantastic idea, I just don't think they'll like where it leads.
They’re SO deep down the hole with their big lie that they think everyone ELSE is lying to himself. Truly amazing.
Critical thinking simply stops. It's incredible. I saw someone say to a Christian that their morality comes from divine revelation from a magic purple hippo that created the universe and the Cristian accurately identified all the problems with that argument. Then when asked where morality comes from, regurgitate the exact bullshit they themselves debunked with God in place of the purple hippo.
Yes they really celebrate blind faith explicitly. Like it makes you a better person if you can put your doubts aside and just believe. And they straight up call us all a flock of sheep. It couldn’t be more on the nose as a scam. This is why every church has a daycare attached to it: if they don’t hook you young they might not get you at all because it’s such a huge steaming pile of bullshit.
The bible even has something to say about it:
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
Always loved that one.
What does the quoted passage mean and how does this painting relate?
“mote” as in a speck of dust
“beam” as in a huge plank of wood
Basically don’t point out small faults of your neighbor while ignoring huge faults of your own.
It’s a metaphor. No one has a beam in their eye. But it’s a metaphor that drops suddenly in the second half, because you can literally imagine a mote in someone’s eye.
Idk I can picture a jagged 2x4 giving me a Phineas Gage style impromptu lobotomy just fine.
Personally I went to Hunter the Parenting episode one when Kevin gets speared through the eye, don't worry he got better.
Its a bibpe verse against hypocrisy, essentially correct yourself before correcting others. Take the log put of your eye before you take it out of someone else's. The painting shows a guy talking with a log his face.
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What if the lie is something totally not related to religion, like you aren't a total loser and your friends really do love you and you are smart and capable?".
Nah.
If your friends are wonderful people and they love you, you have to trust their judgement!
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I’m just posting because I noticed that the W in “your whole life” is an upside down M. Goddamn typomania got me again!
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oh, religion. nothing embodies hypocrisy like you.
You think that's air you're breathing now?
Heyyyy now, y'all be careful with that. The knife cuts both ways.
I mean. I’d argue that the group that more frequently questions its positions and beliefs based on new evidence without killing a significant portion of a country, is a safer source for interpreting the world than the group that killed 40% of Germany when one assumption, regarding the authority of the bishop of Rome, was in dispute for the first time in several centuries.
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Imagine believing in creationism and using dinosaurs, 35 of which are wandering around my farm right now shitting out eggs we eat, as the metric of God's will.
Decrease needless and avoidable suffering for all minds whenever and wherever possible.
Instructions confirmed.
Total suffering shall be minimized.
💀💀🤖💀💀Just the needles and avoidable suffering. Some suffering actually helps people get closer to wellbeing like exercise or surgery.
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