"Lord of the Dicks"
Every dick, everywhere, all at once.
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2025
74 points (86.3% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
34846 readers
3038 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Ah yes, dick dick, my favorite movie
Schindlers dick, The never ending dick, Willy wonka and the dick, Dick unchained, How to train your dick, Dicks on a plane, Dickbusters, The wizard of dick, Beauty and the dick, the little dick, Dick club, The silence of the dick, American history dick, Raiders of the lost dick, Requiem for a dick, No country for old dick, Finding dick, Monte python and the holy dick, Dick me if you can, Million dollar dick, The dick hunter, Texas chainsaw dick, Night of the living dick, Rosemary’s dick, The bride of dickenstien, Bram strikers dickula, Interview with the dick, House of 1000 dicks, Revenge of the dicks, Dick academy,
On Her Majesty's Secret Dick
The Fifth Dick or The Dick Element
Hard choice, very hard indeed.
There is "Dick", "Dick", and "Dick".
The one with the clown in Derry, the one with the giant sandworms, and the one with the great white shark.
The dick paradox
Iron dick?
Dick man?
Moby Dick
-
50 First Dicks
-
28 Dicks Later
-
12 Angry Dicks
-
The Men Who Stare At Dicks
-
Ocean's Dick
-
The Last Dick
-
Dick 2: Electric Boogaloo
12 Dick men
load more comments
(1 replies)
Fun with Dick and Dick
Dicks Everywhere All at Once
lol I thought the same thing but I just changed “thing”.
Big Dick in Little China
- Me and You and Everyone We Dick
- Green Dick
- Lord of Dick
- Dick the Duck
- Happy Dick
- My Dick
- My Dick Ex-Girlfriend
- The Last Dick on the Left
- Evil Dick (Rise)
- Army of Dick
- Dick of a Unicorn
- Scary Dick
- Invasion of the Dick Snatchers
- Beetlejuice Dick
- My Big Fat Greek Dick
Let’s do Marvel!
- Iron Dick
- Ant-Dick
- The Incredible Dick
- Black Dick
- Black Dick
- Black Dick (just kidding, that one’s DC)
- Guardians of the Dick
- Spider-Man: Brand New Dick (coming soon!)
- The Fantastic Dick: First Steps
- Captain America: The Dick Avenger
- Captain America: Dick War
- Captain America: Brave New Dick
- Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Dick
For Marvel: Dick-Man
Deadpool Dicks Wolverine (Ryan Reynolds would be all for this one :p)
Invasion of the Dick Snatchers
Sounds scary. 10/10 I would watch this.
load more comments
(5 replies)
Fellowship of the dick
The dick towers
Return of the dick
Alternatively:
Dick of the ring
The two dicks
Dick of the king
Lord of the Dick
: Return of the King
The Wonderful Dick of Henry Sugar
How to Dick Your Dragon
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Dick
Seriously I'm on Lemmy and nobody's said "The Princess Dick" yet!?!? You people are getting lazy
12 years a dick
Invasion of the dick snatchers.
The sound of dicks
Dr. Strangedick, Or How I Stopped Worrying and Loved The Dick
Kung Pow- Enter The Dick
If Kung Pow: Enter the Dick isn't a porno already then the industry has lost it's edge.
Requiem for a dick
There Will be Dick
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Dick
The land before dick
Schindler's Dick
Dick Pianist
Once Upon A Dick in the West
To Dick A Mockingbird
It's A Wonderful Dick
Rosemary's Dick
The Dick That Rocks the Cradle
It's A Wonderful Dick
And the remake in 2025: It's a Dick Life
And the porn remake: Dick's a Wonderful Life
You only left out IT's Dick: Wonderful Life. Presumably a documentary about Pennywise's purple headed yogurt slinger? I haven't seen it.
Big Momma's Dick
Dick hour
Rush dick 2
view more: next ›