this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2026
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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

More stats would be nice, like:

  • Viewed
  • How long was the message viewed
  • The part of the message where the eyes lingered the longest
  • What is the recipient of the massage doing now?
[–] Anubis@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago

These are all great stats, but I feel like you could have asked them while you were giving them the massage

[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

to my defense: i don't know how to answer these texts.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I don't even know how to get these texts

[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 17 points 6 hours ago

Good luck, neighbor.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Nothing wrong with that but also don't wait for a reply

[–] MrBackwardsCap@fedinsfw.app 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AFLYINTOASTER@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Live life, or what's the point?

Captain Picard once said "Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all"

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

He also said, "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life."

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

He also said, “There are four lights!”

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

He also kept asking for his phone

Yet he never got one

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 points 5 hours ago

he'd tell em exactly where to find it with the same hand gesture every time

still

no luck