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[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 1 points 9 minutes ago

It's "Stupid question", not "answer to stupid question" on the bill. So did the guest say "and ask me one of the finest dumb question you have in stock please"?

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 1 points 13 minutes ago

The question: Does she see me?

The answer: No she does not Really see me 'Cause she sees Her own reflection

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

"Is it true, that stupid questions cost extra?"

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

"you will find out in 30 minutes when I'm on break"

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Shoulda went to Alice’s restaurant.

[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I hear you can get anything you want there.

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Except for Alice.

…unless we’re going by the movie

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 11 points 4 hours ago

When I saw "Toms Diner" I immediately heard this song (the first mp3 song!)

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Not a bad rate if you’ve got a few pressing dumb questions.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I would go there to ask dumb questions just for the entertainment

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago

Seriously just put 20 bucks on the table and have a blast

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I need to visit Toms diner

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers. Tom sounds like an asshole.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 0 points 15 minutes ago (1 children)

Found the guy with all the jackassy questions!

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 1 points 55 seconds ago

Found the asshole who assumes everybody else already knows the same things they do!