Boobs. Its the word boobs. In case you were wondering what was censored.
this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2026
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You're crazy, it was clearly borbs. The existence of borbs has been kept secret for many years, since they first appeared.
If the truth emerges, those who think boobs to be the highest treasure will be jealous, and chaos will reign as borb-havers, of whom there are never enough, are swamped by crazed booberists seeking to upgrade.
It is best you think this a shit post, and do not seek the truth.
It's engagement bait
got they ass
Idk how can you be sure?
Mine was probably something like
apt-get install emacs
Oops wrong window!
I've hit a friend with sudo pacman -Syu before...
Better than your password
sighs
hunter2's
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All I'm seeing is *******
Really convenient way to make up an excuse. Cannot do that as easily if you accidentally sent a different kind of spicy image.
"Does this look infected?"
"no, that looks like a buttplug connected to a car battery..."
Could work. Unless it's clearly both not infected and you are posing suspiciously
"Does this look like Herpes to you?"
It would be weird to do that anyway unprompted unless you've established that it's okay to be naked/half naked in front of your parents, which I don't think is the case for most people. 🤔
Also unfortunate for the mum if she opens the message in public
Hey it's me, your mum
Has their mom never seen boobs? Or never seen their own child naked? Or what the heck is this about?
What mother would get traumatized by seeing boobs? They're a mother for crying out loud. Breastfeeding somebody seems to tend to make boobs unscary.
because they didn't want their mum to know that they were sending nudes to people. it's not the actual boobs that matter.
How is that unexpected, really? She's shown her own boobs to a lot of people during the years. She's an adult woman. She knows what human people are like.
It's not the boobs, it's that their daughter is a slut, and randomly sending boobie shots to whomever. No judgement on my part, but Mom's not gonna be thrilled.
Has the mom never been of age 15 to 35? Or 45, for that matter?
Nah, if she's ever been a teenager, she does understand.