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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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But he told me he’s herd them all before …

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Baaad.

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

*Shepherd.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

Which makes the "herd" in the punchline redundant. Maybe instead of "shepherd" it should be "sheep-tender" or something else?

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 1 points 1 month ago

Wrex

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A German Shepherd took a shit on my lawn yesterday. I looked out again today and he'd come back with his dog.

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

Meine Fresse ist der Flach