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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 141 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 83 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

See, the thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ve used this exact line talking to some Arsenal fans here in the states and it actually worked.

[–] the_flying_pig@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Did you all go on a heist afterwards?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey! What is Jen doing with the internet? Are you insane? What if she drops it!?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll just put it over here with the other fire

Ha, that was actually the other quote I considered commenting. Great minds.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 63 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

The IT Crowd is a show about two to five people in a room talking to one another. They did this for six episodes a season and the show ran for four seasons. This produced one of the most watched television shows on the BBC Network.

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 57 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Uh isn't almost every sitcom two to five people talking in a room??!?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And they're a hugely popular genre.

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. Whales swim in the ocean. Snow is frozen water.

Are we just stating facts for fun or do you have some point you're trying to make?

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's probably an AI account.

Couldn't even get the channel it was on right.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Except AI is less likely to get that wrong, humans tend to forget minute details even more than AI hallucinates them. Or rather, AI is more likely to get important things wrong than humans but humans are plenty capable of forgetting the unimportant

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

And what is Friends or Seinfeld?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 18 points 2 weeks ago
[–] tomato666@feddit.nl 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

IT Crowd was a Channel 4 show.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

ik this is bait but they aren't even in the room in the screen shot

[–] Brummbaer@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

As if some TV shows follow the rules of theatrical plays, coincidence or conspiracy?

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)
[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, fantastic! I was a bit surprised he hadn't been already.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago

In one of the podcasts Alex said they had been trying to get him in (and he wanted to do it) since the early seasons, but it just never worked out.

[–] antaymonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We've had Noel Fielding and Katherine Parkinson, now with Ayoade we just need Chris O'Dowd and Matt Berry to round it out.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Matt berry is about 2 and a half years in to an epic sythesizer solo and can't be bothered.

Chris Morris would be gold.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

No doubt he’s going to be legendary

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Beyond exciting.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

Can we please continue ignoring the existence of the ridiculous entity that is the FIFA World Cup?

[–] vogi@piefed.social 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This world cup its easier than ever to not give a shit since all of the matches are locked down behind some stupid exclusivity deal, at least here.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

I live in a host city and I'd say we are maintaining our world cup homeostasis. No signs of fever whatsoever.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

My attitude towards all sportsball games.

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[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

Nice cursor

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

He was certainly the villain of the piece!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

PSA: The IT Crowd creator is a massive terf

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Yes. We know.

The show was, generally, hilarious.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Did you see that ludicrous save last week

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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