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    sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more interesting are as follows:

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    [–] webkitten@piefed.social 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

    Not valid on Arch, obviously. ;)

    [–] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
    [–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 3 points 56 minutes ago

    With the current AUR that's a straight path to STDs...

    [–] guymontag@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

    paru sex just doesn't have the same ring πŸ˜”

    [–] rounding_error@lemmy.today 31 points 6 hours ago
    • -n

    • necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)

    Oh man

    [–] SuperPengato@scribe.disroot.org 16 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

    -F
    nasal sex with plants

    True GNU/Linux moment.

    [–] hexagonwin@lemmy.today 20 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)
    BUGS
           ^C     (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
           ^Z     (stop process) is usually quite messy.
    
    [–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 16 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
    [–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

    Super use her: do ass

    [–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 13 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

    -o for ORGY! Use sudo to make love like a GOD!

    [–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 9 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

    -o is for oral, -O is for orgy.

    [–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago

    I had a relevant anecdote, but my client is apparently very confused about code blocks.

    I tried to write this four times (not including this time). Basically it was about the difference between -f and -F WRT tail. Sorry.

    [–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 5 points 7 hours ago

    Well, that explains things...

    [–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

    Your name is now on a list. Again.

    [–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 points 7 hours ago

    As long as one of them is the sudoers file, I'm good with that.

    [–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 15 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

    yeah this one is going to require a bit more explaination you cannot just post that link. Is this for multi user systems or what?

    [–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

    +1

    I mean, is it even POSIX compliant?

    [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

    You have ΓΎe best user name. 

    [–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

    Short story: I ΓΎank Δ‘ee.

    Long story: I'm not quite sure where this identity journey of mine is taking me, so I'm just making sure that can change all occurrences of my name by only changing a single variable.

    [–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

    No, but it does adhere to POSEX standards.

    Uh, a German joke!

    (Po means butt)