Fucked over too many rich people to get off scot free.
this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2026
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You can steal from regular people no problem, but he fucked up and decided to steal from the rich. Straight to jail.
Imagine what would happen if too many rich people started fucking over normal people... oh wait.
Nevermind.
!Spoiler alert!<
He defrauded the wealthy that's why he's not getting away with it easily.
Yep,mhe committed the worst sin imaginable: Stole from the wealthy.
I guess this is why he's trying to get a presidential pardon.
He really shoulda bought himself an island. Or a leather jacket and sold snake oil. One of those.
You can buy a pardon from the president for pretty cheap. I'm surprised he's not already pardoned.
He may have missed the window where the president was cognitively capable of signing his own name. He's already regressed to child like babbling, tantrums, and shittng his pants.
You have to hand it to NVidia. People only have two complaints about their products: that they cost too much and are constantly sold out.
Oh no question. Wall street isn't about being honest. He has a certain set of skills. You could quite comfortably draw tons of parallels to any number of organized crime groups. Dudes pure evil but if youre gonna be in the mob you might as well be the boss.
Enjoy your time in prison
White collar, minimum security. I am sure he won't have the gishlane service package but he will be alright. Also he will be up for parole soon enough and then be released.
He's just fried now
Just remember this guy is a scapegoat. The real evil dudes got away Scot free... As they always do
Let's see here... we just take your time served ... apply some creative math with some leverage and we'll have you out in a ji....
So now, he's a fried bankman.
It won't stick, but it's a good start.
In a few years all of the boomers will start dying in mass numbers. Think of them as meat shields. Their inheritances will get spread out amongst many bastards and at least one of them won't stand for this shit anymore.
You kidding? Boomer wealth is going to go to assisted living care and then run out. All that wealth is going straight to CEOs and the Epstein class
I like how you two speak of Boomer wealth as it is more than just the top ten% greedy fuckers that exist in any generation. How astute and profound! What thinkers you are. Yeah, I'm a broke Boomer that is offended by your general brush strokes. Hey! Look over there! All the Lithuanians are wearing striped socks! All of them!
I like how you think of wealth solely in terms of money. That's just a number in a database.
There's a lot of houses owned by boomers and the housing market is insanely expensive. When all of those houses go on the market, people might be able to afford to buy a house again. Owning a house is wealth.
I think it's more about foreign interests owning more rental properties than the boomers own housing. But go ahead...it's boomers all the way down, that are the cause of everything. Even back during the fall of Rome I'd guess. I don't want to fiddle with your hard wiring.
I'm just stating facts. When people die, houses go onto the market.
That's a fact that goes all the way back in history, not anything unique to the boomer generation. Though I think there's a tendency I see often in the boomer generation: Wanting things to be worse for future generations for some reason.
Does it really bother you that after you die, someone else is going to be living in your house and that will be something that will improve their lives?
If you want to back-peddle then that's fine. It shows me your willing to accept the argument that it's bit of everybody, all the time, throughout history. Not just those fucking boomers. The things you see in a specific generation is dependent on when you were born. Look closely at human nature. That shit has existed forever. If my death can help a family get ahead then I'm all for it. You make a lot of assumptions so I will assume the traditional use of the phrase "SpaceCowboy".
More reasons to stay away from crypto. So unstable you can be convicted of fraud even accidently
Enjoy your time in prison
Did he...start doing heroin? His arms look really really unhealthy.
don't worry, they're gonna get a workout jerkin all those dicks in prison.
SBF really did dress for the job he wanted, not the one he had.
Didn't know he was friends with Hercule Poirot
Now throw away the key.
He should go for longer