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[–] s@piefed.world 69 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh it’s about sex. I thought it was about IBS

[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago

Maybe it’s both 😳

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 68 points 1 week ago

Can I at least try to prove you right?

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On the contrary I think You'd probably be able to fit both your feet in one of my shoes quite comfortably.

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But how many feet would fit in your butt?

The large intestine is about 5 feet long.

[–] mech@feddit.org 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As the saying goes, never criticize anyone before you walked a mile in their butt.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

After that, who cares? You're a mile away, and you have their butt

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With enough lube... And condoms

[–] vrek@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't need condoms if I only use my left foot.

Sex health tip for everyone : use a condom if you use penis or vagina but with a left foot in her ass no one can get pregnant...

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 17 points 1 week ago

Accidentally used my right foot, now a father of five

[–] GripenGal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Condoms prevent more things than pregnancy...

[–] vrek@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And which of those can be transferred via a left foot in a asshole?

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] restingOface@quokk.au 4 points 1 week ago

Already have that. At this point, I'm more concerned about athlete's ass.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok, that one is probably true

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just be sure to wear a flip flop and you'll probably be fine

[–] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Of all shoe styles... Flip flops are probably the least safe..

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

safer than track cleats by a mile

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

depends on how flexible you are.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I can do the thing where you put your hands together but then wiggle your middle fingers... Where does that puy me?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

oooooh sorry that disqualifies you

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Disqualified from causing pregnancy... WIN!!!

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

To the experienced fellas, How does anal actually feel? i've never been with a partner interested in recieving anal.

[–] nyctre@piefed.social 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hmm.. it's not bad, but it's definitely overrated so don't feel like you're missing out on much. As for what it's actually like.. physically, most of the feeling is around the entrance and it's obviously tighter so that part is cool. Plus it's a bit of a taboo thing still so that makes it hotter, and in my experience women are usually surprised by how enjoyable it can be and I'm a big fan of women enjoying themselves so that makes it fun for me too.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, interesting! In my experience what my cuties were surprised by how enjoyable they were was the spankings.

[–] nyctre@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah. That too. And I don't really get it but hey.. if they like, who am I to argue?

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

for me: intense, heavy fullness and a deep, rhythmic pressure in the pelvis + indirect hitting of vaginal nerve endings from behind (A-spot).

Love the guttural grunts and growls when someone's experiencing this

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

second on it feeling tighter at the opening. other than that as the top it feels pretty similar to vaginal. they still clamp down a bit when you hit a good spot, but the good spots are less intuitive to find. one thing that stands out to me is anal feels a lot warmer for some reason. maybe theres more blood flow or something idk, it just feels really warm in there in a good way.

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

Its like 90% as good but quite different

So good for variety IMO

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I tried fingering my prostate once, I was surprised how easily my finger slipped in with plentiful lubing, however it was really messy (I did absolute no planning at all, I just tried it in the shower) and I couldn't quite reach the good spot with my finger comfortably.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Glad to hear, tho Im mainly talking about PIA. Some exploratory masturbation i've done and even some with a partner but i've never been with a partner that wanted it up the butt

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Small door, big room.

[–] new_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I feel like it's the same but tighter and it lacks lubrication. Nothing special sensory wise tbh

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Jack off with lube while very tightly gripping your willy.

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago

"Challenge accepted."

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago
[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

... Uhm are you giving me permission?

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Let's find out then