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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 126 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 94 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Also generational wealth. That will save you from working too

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ohhh I'd have made such a good trust fund baby! I feel I really missed my calling in life.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. I would have been great at that too! Except I'd have 1 more dollar than you, and I'd be a total shitstain about it all day every day. Just constantly reminding you that I have more money than you do, until you go crazy and shoot me. That's when you find out I have a full body laser suit protection that disintegrates any threat that come into my personal space. Including bullets.

What? Do you NOT have the body laser 9000? Pssshhhh, bloody peasant! See? This is why I have more money than you!

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Nah, I'd be that guy that had just enough money to make life look easy to all the wagies. I'd have some bs job, a nice but modest house. As those around me age prematurely from the stresses of capitalism I'll just be there, making a good life look effortless.

Every now and then a look of pity and derision will flash across my face. My friends won't consciously clock this. But subconsciously they'll know. Know that I'm hashtagged blessed, and they stay up at night thinking about how to keep them bills paid.

Far douchier than a laser suit.

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 2 months ago

Calm down there, satan.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

There are probably loads of introverted trust fund babies that we never hear about. It's just the loud mouth ones that get all the attention

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Though luck in not popping out from the "right" vagina.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah I prefer this option.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My man has an incredible figure

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 months ago

That's cause he is the pink ranger!

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

Finding out this is what your dad does as his job

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

the only way to win that interaction, there, is to flash an even bigger, creepy smile after the mask comes off.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Keep the arm around him, hold a long intense stoic stare followed with, "... put the mask back on," with the calmest menace you can muster

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dude has the figure and the body language, and obviously likes what he's doing. He's into it. You aren't gonna win that game. Because what if you smile at him and he smiles back for real?

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Clearly you haven't been in the Marines. Gay chicken ends when either party admits defeat, or in the hospital from old age after many, many years of happy marriage.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

I hear you get good benefits if you're married...

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He’s pulling it off, though, that’s one rockin’ bod.

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[–] homes@piefed.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pink Ranger was hot. Kid, you could’ve done worse

Does that kid not know what weird techno spawn egg he came out of three hours ago?

Welcome to the future, fucko

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did they expect the on-screen actor here?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You mean Amy Jo Johnson? Pretty sure she would be roughly 50 these days.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

55? No that's not possible. That would mean I'm... Oh fuck

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Damn, you're not lying…

[–] sunsofold@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How many pink rangers have there been at this point? So many sentai shows in Japan, so many generations of Power Rangers in the US. Probably more I don't even know about. Have we broken 100 yet?

[–] bless@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Assuming that there was 1 pink team member for every series, 49 super sentai and 30 power rangers. That's 79. And from the way things are going, it's going to remain 79 for a long while.

Obviously this doesn't take into account edge cases where pink team members span series or are replaced mid-series

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait a minute, that ain't Martha Root!?

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, she is pretty cool, and you're welcome :)

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Please put the mask back on

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

"My, oh my, what a husky deep voice you have Pink Ranger"

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

At least he didn't hover-hand.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Those are just chest armor, you didn't know?

[–] SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub 6 points 2 months ago

Is that Hiroshi Maeda?

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (17 children)

What's γƒŸγƒ©γ‚€γƒ–γƒΌγƒ‰? Can't seem to find any mention of that show anywhere.

[–] Uruanna@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is not any of the pink Sentai (none of them has ~~tits that bi~~ a helmet like that) and the katakana text under the logo is also nonsense. Most generous interpretation is this is just a random cosplayer with a custom armor, because of the nonsense text I'd say this is AI but it's probably older than that, just a good old 'shop.

Also bottom left picture the pink "ponytail" or cloth thing is attached to the helmet, bottom right picture it's still attached to his hair/neck.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah the Mirai Buudo isn't the only weird text either. It's got a 〃 that looks out of place next to some character that looks like an L, and then wtf is γ‚·γƒŠγ‚―γ‚¦γƒ³ supposed to mean?

[–] stray@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago

ζœͺζ₯ζˆ¦ιšŠγ‚Ώγ‚€γƒ γƒ¬γƒ³γ‚Έγƒ£γƒΌ is the only sensible source of the kanji I'm able to find, but the pink ranger in that show doesn't look anything like this one. There's too many weird things going on with the text between images for it to not be AI.

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