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What do you call an Irishman who stays outside all summer? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 weeks ago by iamericandre@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Patty O’Furniture

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[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Doesn't work because it should be Paddy.

[–] Frikisada@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

But Patty O'Furniture is the best drag name ever

[–] th3dogcow@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

It works if you flap the T as is often the case in American English (becomes a D sound)

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

We have a furniture place in my town named that. They always have a ridiculous section in our saint Patrick's day parade. It's like 15 folks with folding lawn chairs doing extremely minimal choreography. They always seem like they are having a good time with it.