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[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 4 points 12 minutes ago

The US is basically a "this is good for bitcoin", but as a country.

Its slow, humiliating, public suicide is even more pathetic than great britain's.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

hey usa, china is building tons of high-speed rail. they're the leaders in decarbonizing their energy mix. they're building tons of housing to handle population growth. they're financing infrastructure projects in the global south. why not try beating them at all that?

no? just wars again? okay.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Chinese people own their homes too

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

Even with more property rights. If you own a house and you don't want to sell it when they want to build a new highway, they build the highway surrounding your house, instead of expropriating you like in western countries.

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 minute ago

Fascinating as it may be, that's a pretty horrible picture.

Imagine living that house. It's a pretty stark demonstration of the state gets what it wants, one way or another.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 5 points 57 minutes ago

I've never had to use the term 'Passive-Aggressive Infrastructure' before but I'm here for it and loving it

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 21 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I think Americans should ban debate clubs. Clearly they're only teaching how to create mental convolutions instead of creating sound arguments.

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Americans should consider doing mathematical convolution instead. Very important for functional analysis with deep connections to the Laplace, and thus Fourier, transforms.

[–] mecen@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 hours ago

I thing losing $400b will greatly help to put china in its place

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 51 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

It is absolutely maddening to see American pundits defend every dumbshit, ruinous, genocidal policy over the last twenty years by pointing at China and claiming, "We had to show them we were the boss".

From AI to A-bombs, there's nothing you can't get away with by insisting "China Bad! This will stop them!"

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They can't admit the only reason has been "Money!"

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 2 points 54 minutes ago

And not even the country's, just that of a few old pedophiles trying to rape some life out of children in a vain attempt to feel youth again before the grave takes them

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 hours ago

We are operating from a position of strength!

[–] BottleBoardBakon@lemmy.ml 30 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

I'd put money on China being able to pwn the USA with the click of a button. We know about salt typhoon, and there's been documented backdoors in IoT devices and some Unitree bots. Imagine all the things we don't know about. Especially regarding power generation and general aging infrastructure.

[–] fanbois@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

An open conflict between the US and china would probably end with exactly zero winners and an uninhabitable glowing piece of rock orbiting the sun. Maybe the cockroaches can then find a better path to communism.

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

probably depends on whose soil it's on and whether or not it's a proxy war and/or world war.

[–] Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 hours ago

Buddy, I could tell you that based on the fact that they've lost every single war they've been in since WWII.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 19 points 6 hours ago

Literally the equivalent of a homeless libertarian laughing at well to do, middle class Chinese people because he thinks he's better off

demonstrating that the US is willing

Yes, because America is famous for the ambiguity around whether or not we'd go to war with global South nations

and able

No

In that sense, it was already won

The government can behave like a rabid dog, but China would Old Yeller America

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 hours ago

China and Iran are allies.

If the US and China go to war Iran will close the strait to their enemies. And we’ve seen the US is impotent to that and overly reliant on oil.

I think China just has to deal with a first strike from the US and then wait for an impotent United States to fall apart and starve.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 5 hours ago

Remember folks, the guy is a master of the deal

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world -2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

So you're saying distracting Americans from the Epstein files had nothing to do with it? LOLOL

[–] cornishon@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 57 seconds ago

Yep, the Americans totally were on the verge of doing something about the Epstein files, but then that dastardly Trump figured out a way to distract them!

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Americans famously can't hold more than one idea at time, if Trump shit his pants tomorrow the entire investigation of Epstein is gone.

Please president, hold your shit!!!

Americans famously can't hold more than one idea at time

This but unironically. AmeriKKKan liberals are perpetually born-yesterday.

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 5 hours ago (7 children)

Show china youre the boss by taking hong kong back and making it independent

And protecting them and taiwan

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 2 points 17 minutes ago

by taking hong kong back

And returning it to British imperial rule?

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 hours ago

How exactly will they do that? Theyd need boots on the ground to "take back" Hong Kong 😂

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 hours ago

Drop the cheese is not doing you well.

[–] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

Rhodesia is that way → ....oops, too soon?

[–] Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 hours ago

Hong Kong, the city that Britain commandeered from the Chinese?

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 24 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, sometimes I feel like we should just get it over with and start global thermonuclear war for no reason too. Just end it all, you know?

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

We had a good run, it's time for the mole people to have a chance.

[–] Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 hour ago

We've got enough C.H.U.D's on the surface already, lol

[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

This plan is around 100 years out of date