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Can't even get his own prideful denim pantalones in order, hoh boy...

(oh nevermind, it's all saved by his ZZ-Top sunglasses)

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[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 58 minutes ago

In a way the fact that he has deployed a comma more or less effectively is astonishing.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 24 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 5 points 6 hours ago

Oh, let's not get in to fair wage practices, unless we agree to burst in to tears at the same time..?

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I have to wonder if this is someone intentionally spoofing to point out the idiocy of these people. Join in their rally with some daft sign because often times mockery is more hurtful to them than angry response.

[–] musicjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

No cap on god has an entire YouTube channel dedicated to this lol

[–] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

In the 80s we always made fun of the local skinheads for wearing Levi jeans.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Take him to Japan. There he will realize that not only are his jeans inferior to japanese selvedge, but he touts a weaker form of racism as well.

[–] homes@piefed.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Oh, Juneteenth. Such an interesting holiday. So many people willing to tell you who they really are.

Imagine being such an impossibly stupid piece of shit that you actually think it’s a virtue

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'm willing to bet the whole outfit is Kirkland.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 hours ago

They had a joke on Jon Stewart about the holy place of Kirkland, referring to Costco. Kirkland is a real place outside of Seattle. Costco was born here and is headquartered out of Issaquah now, another local town. The first one from the Costco version is on the south side of Seattle. They went bankrupt with a couple of other versions before this one stuck. A lot of mega corporations started here, same with serial killers.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago

Fuck those guys for soiling the term "grand wizard".

I've got the vague frame of a joke somewhere around that involving the only orbs they've ever pondered being their own testicles, but good wording for it isn't coming to me.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Get this Facebook shit out of here

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You have been invited to the anti-facebook challenge. You have 3 hours to come up with a fresh, excellent meme and post it here.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think you win the challenge.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Everyone wins.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 6 points 6 hours ago

Meaning what exactly?

I haven't been to that hellhole for...4yrs, I think it's now.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago

Maybe he’s a Sydney Sweeney fan.