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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 minutes ago

What you're missing out on. (Not that I've gone myself.)

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Mountain climbing? Maybe.

Cave diving? Nope nope nope, fuck that. Fuck spelunking too if it involves more than crouching a little bit.

[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 minutes ago

You know, when you're spelunking and you see a tiny little crevice at the bottom and it's dark and you're like, wow, could I fit through there? Probably not. Or maybe I could go through, but I can't get back. Let's try.

[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 49 minutes ago* (last edited 48 minutes ago)
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 38 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Do not equate mountain climbing and cave diving. One is a nice hobby if done safely and the other is total madness.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

The fact that I can't tell which one you prefer is fantastic.

I think they're both insanity.

Rock climbing is cool though.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

You think rock climbing is cool but can't tell which out of cave diving and mountain climbing is insanity?

Correct.

Rock climbing is super low risk. Especially if you do it indoors.

Mountain climbing and cave diving have so many factors outside your control it might as well be flipping a few coins and if they all come up heads, you die. At least in more controlled environments, even if that environment is still outside but in a well used rock climbing spot, your chances of death and/or dismemberment are much lower.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Listen man, I did bouldering. For fitness. Any time people were talking about doing that shit outside, I noped the fuck away.

Because of this :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lvoS4H9wR0

On 7/29/17 a 300 lb rock landed on my leg from a height of 10 feet. Because the falling weight/force of the rock upon impact was over 3,000 lbs, I believe it had only an indirect, partial impact to my leg,

Fucking no. I'm not going to the outside where the holds might be wet, fall off, and cause me injury fucking up my training regimen.

I mean, I'm old and my back is fucked up, so I'm not doing it anyway, but I wasn't back then neither.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Nope. Excuse me while I jump out of this perfectly good plane.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 48 minutes ago

That’s what you get for flying in the first place. Those things go down!

[–] Sparrow_1029@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago

Rock climbing is very cool—agree

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I have an acquaintance that is into going cave diving in Florida. I've seen the pics and nope.

Mountain climbing and rappelling is a blast though. I'll keep my rock climbing relegated to the fun indoor stuff with a good belay.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 4 hours ago

I get disoriented going to the bathroom at night.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Mountain climbing is fun, fairly safe, and good for ya.

Rock climbing though? Yeah miss me with that shit.

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The safety depends entirely on what mountain you're climbing, in what conditions, and with what gear.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

True, not talking about Everest. I was just thinking of my own experiences, which usually involve a path of some sort, kept or not. I'm not trying to go where no person has gone before.

[–] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

You seem like the right person to ask this question...where does "hiking up a mountain" end and "mountain climbing" begin? Is it scrabble-related? A specific incline? Mostly in your heart, maybe?

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 8 points 2 hours ago

One is on foot the other involves your hands and if you're not insane rope.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago

If you need gear, it's more than a hike.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I like other dude's answer, but I'll add that short of near vertical rock faces. I carry anchors, but rarely need them.

Edit to add: fuck it, who am I to gate keep‽ Hiking up a mountain is climbing one.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 hours ago

Sure, but have you considered sinkholes?

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

And then you pull your back picking up something small, or break your ankle because you stepped funny.

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 hours ago

I get vertigo when I'm high up - ain't no way I'm getting within like 2m of an exposed ledge. No sirree, the view is fine from back here thanks

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago

How I sleep listening to cave diving and mountain climbing disasters, knowing I'll never do either one.

[–] auzy1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I actually sat during lunch with 2 mountaineering record holders when I did my mountaineering training with two record holders who spoke about all the fuckups they had and how one spent the night in a biouvac in a crevasse once and how terrible it was

Just what a guy doing his first mountaineering training needed to hear.. That and on the first day of training you're dumped in the middle of nowhere and told that everyone will fall in a crevasse during the training

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 2 points 3 hours ago

I've done both and mostly agree with you but cave diving is something I far more suggest against than mountain climbing which can be rather enjoyable/